Dosto ko chhod de Ferrari Milegi

Bhagwan ne mujhse bola ki tu apna ek pyara dost
chhod de mai tujhe Cell dunga,
2 ko chhod de to "fast track"ki ghadi dunga,
5 ko chhod de 5 lakh dunga,
aur sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "FERRARI" dunga.
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Lagta Hai Ham Unpe Marte Hain

Unko Ye Lagta Hai Ham Unpe Marte Hain
Hamko Ye Lagta Hai Ke Wo Ham Pe Marte Hain
Daur Zindagi Ka Guzar Jayega Yoon Hi Ham dam
Na Wo Kuch Poochhte Hain Hamse..
Na Ham Kuchh Keh Paate Hain…View Full

Bimar Engineering Student

Bimar Engineering Student
Theek Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
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Maa = Jaa kar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Theek Hoga.. :-\
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Beta = Arey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Aur Pappu pass ho gya

Ishq ke school mein
naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se
puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya!View Full

Pappu ki master se ladai

Pappu ki master se hui ladai
Master ne ki pappu ki dhulai
Pappu ka garm hua khoon
Gaya kabristan aur kabar pe
master ki photo taang ke
likh diya COMING SOONView Full

Boys on bike Triple riding banned

Kaminey Friends..
4 Boys on bike...
Police:  Triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.. ??
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Boys shocked
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Looks behind..
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And says:- Saalo kamino 5va kaha gir gya.. ??View Full

Ek Ladki interview dene gayi

Ek Ladki interview dene gayi..
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Boss: Batao wo konsi cheez hai jis ke 2 tyres hote hain??
Ladki: Bike!
Boss: Nahi Honda Bike..
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Chalo ek aur sawal.
Wo konsi cheez hai jis ke 4 tyres hote hain ?
Ladki: Car!View Full

Jo Student top kare

Jo student top kare,
wo
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"Student Of The Year.."
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aur jo student fail ho jaye
wo
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Chor Santa ka mobile lekar bhaga

Ek chor Santa ka mobile lekar bhag raha tha.
Santa hasne laga
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Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai
aur tum hans rahe ho.
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Santa : Bhagne do,
charger to mere paas hai! hahaView Full

Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ka dress

Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ka dress
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Yahan se less

vahan se less

kabhi sleeveless

to kabhi backless
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Aur koi ladka ghoor ke dekhe
to kehti hain..View Full