Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery....
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The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
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Santa: Doosri side tera baap lagayega kya?View Full
Girl to Shopkeeper : Oye Mera Shampoo Ke
Sath Wala Free Gift Do.
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Shopkeeper: Jee Us Ke Sath
Koi Gift Nahi Hai.
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Girl: Bakwas Matt Karo,
Shampoo Pe Likha Hai...View Full
Mai hun takk shayar na banda, je dil te satta na jarda,
koi khaas si jisne satt mari, ishqe vich apne matt mari,
oh nazro ton hun leh gyi ae, par dilo nahi mein laah sakda,
jinna main ohnu chahiya si, koi hor nahi ohnu chah sakda.View Full
Paan main pudeena dekha
Naak ka nageena dekha
Chikni Chameli dekhi
Chikna Kameena dekha
Chaand ne cheater hoke cheat kiya to
Saare taare bole gilli gilli akhaa
Badtameez dil, battameez dil badtameez dil Maane naa..View Full