punjabi singers songs during exams

Punjabi Singers during exams:-

Amrinder Gill : Paas kra de rabba, change numbraan de naal...

Gurdas Maan : Paper poora kariye ji, bhavein gappan maar ke bhariye...

Babbu Maan : Ucchian positiona de supne na dekh,View Full

Fourth law of Motion

Pappu wanted 2 become a great scientist like Newton
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After long research,
He wrote the 4th law of motion:
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“Loose motion can never be done in slow motion”..! :PView Full

What she wanted for her birthday

Pappu: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. Bunty: So what did she ask for?
Pappu: She replied that
"NOTHING would make me happier than diamonds". Bunty: So you get her diamonds?
Pappu: No. I got her 'NOTHING'.... :PView Full

Madam class me story suna rahi thi

INNOCENT CHILDS in U.K.G class.
Ek Madam class me story suna rahi thi.
Madam- 'Ek bar akbar apne bistar pe lete the'. . .
Tabhi ek baccha bola madam ji raju mere ko choondi katt raha hai.
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Madam-raju mein tumhe thappar marungi,
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What is Microsoft Excel

Pappu in computer exam ;
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Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel ?? . . . . . . . . .
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Pappu: It is a new branch of Surf Excel
to clean the computer.. :P :D :PView Full

Teacher India ka jhanda sab se pehle

Teacher: India ka jhanda
sab se pehle kahan lehraya gya?
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Pappu: Hawa mein !!! :PView Full

Apple da phone Dell da laptop rakhya

#Apple ਦਾ ਫੋਨ ਤੇ #Dell ਦਾ ਲੈਪਟੋਪ ਰਖਿਆ ohne,
#Facebook ਤੇ Account ਵੀ ਟਿਪ ਟੋਪ ਰਖਿਆ chandri ne!
ਬੀ ਕੋਮ ਓਹ kardi, kehndi ਬੜੀ ਟਫ਼ ਪੜਾਈ ਆ,View Full

Tere kol tan chitti lancer

ਤੇਰੇ ਕੋਲ ਤਾ ਚਿੱਟੀ LanCer
ਨਾਲ ਹੱਥ ਵਿੱਚ Apple set ਨੀ
ਯਾਰ ਕੋਲ ਤਾ NoKia 1100
ਨਾਲੇ ਸਾਇਕਲ Hero Jet ਨੀView Full

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank,
but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
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happily they drink and left
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next day headline ~ Breaking News ~ "Blood Bank Robbed" :D :PView Full

Bengali sadi bhasha sabh ton mithi

ਬੰਗਾਲੀ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਸਾਡੀ ਭਾਸ਼ਾ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਨਾਲੋ ਮਿੱਠੀ ਏ ਅਸੀਂ ਹਰ ਗੱਲ ਦੇ ਮਗਰ ਦਾ,ਦਾ ਲਾਈ ਦਾ ਲੇ ਸੁੰਨView Full