WhatsApp ki itni jaldi

जान-पहचान होते ही लड़को को
लड़की को #WhatsApp पर
Add करने की इतनी जल्दी होती है
मानों होने वाली बीवी काView Full

Beta apne baal katvaa

Maa: Beta, Tu apne baal kyun nahi katvaata? Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy ;) :D Maa: Wo to theek hai,
par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain,
aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain... :PView Full

Pappu Jyotish ke paas gya

Pappu ek #Jyotish ke paas Kundli dikhane gya.
Jyotish: Tera Naam Pappu hai? #Pappu: Ji Maharaj.
Jyotish: Tujhe 2 Ladki & 1 Ladka hai? Pappu: Ji Maharaj.
Jyotish: Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hai? Pappu: Haa, Baba Tum to antaryami ho!View Full

Result Link with Aadhar Card

Papa: Beta, Tumhare #Result ka kya hua?
Pappu: Papa 80% aaye hain.. Papa: Par marksheet par to
40% likha hai..
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#Pappu: Baaki Aadhar card link hone par
Account mein 40% #subsidy mein aayenge !!! :D :PView Full

WhatsApp‬ teaches us

#‎Whatsapp‬ teaches us 3 things:-

1. Whatever makes you happy, ‪#‎SAVE‬ it.

2. Whatever makes others happy, ‪#‎FORWARD‬ it.

3. Whatever will make no one happy, ‪#‎DELETE‬ it.
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Hun Kudian Ne ATT Krauni Aa

bahut kar lya tang kudian nu mundian ne
hun kudian ne mundian di akal tikaane loni aa
pta ni kis cheez da rohb jtaonde ne
hun kudian ne ohna di eh aadat shadoni aa
bht jee lya ohna ohna di mrzi de anusaar
hun kudian ne apni mn marzi chaloni aaView Full

Beauty Tip - Protect Your Face

#Beauty Tip:
If U Want 2 protect Ur Face From Dust, Mud, Sun Light & Such... :) Then Apply
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“ASIAN PAINTS” Exterior Emulsion
7yrs guarantee ;) :DView Full

WhatsApp profile par apni photo

मुझे एक लड़की का #WhatsApp पर msg आया:-
"अपनी फ़ोटो WhatsApp प्रोफाइल पर मत डाला करो..."
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मैंने पुछा: "क्यों...???"
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Whatsapp ka last seen

Boyfriend to Girlfriend :
Kabhi kabhi mere Dil mein khayal aata hai,
Kabhi kabhi mere Dil mein khayal aata hai
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Jab tu 10:30pm baje so jaati hai,
to tera #Whatsapp last seen at 3:30 am kyu dikhata hai". ?View Full

Friendship collection of Hearts

Friendship is a collection of  #Hearts,
ready to give, share and understand.
It never fades and never ends.
It only reminds us that life is not perfect without a Friend.
Happy #Friendship Day !!!View Full