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Mera dost kuch din se laapta hai

A boy to Police inspector:-
Sir mera dost kuch din se laapta hai
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Inspector : aakhri baar
kab aur kahan dekha tha ???
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Boy : #WhatsApp pe 3 din
pehle ka last seen hai..
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Agar Main Bill Gates Hota

Ek Teacher ne kaha ki 'AGAR MAIN BILL GATES HOTA' par essay likho.
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Sare students likhne lag gaye.
Teacher ne dekha ki sab likh rahe hain but
apna Pappu sirf smile kar raha tha, yahan vahan dekh raha tha lekin likh nahin raha tha.
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Pappu Mount Everest Pe Gya

Pappu ek din Mount Everest Pe Gya
3 Baba Baithe The
Aur Tambaku(tabacoo) Ragad Rahe the.
Pappu- Baba Ye Kya hai?
Baba- Masala..
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Pappu- O Teri,
Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho !!! :D
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Always use God's Gifts

Happy people always use God's Gifts:-
Truth on Lips
Smile on Face
Prayer in Voice
Sympathy in Eyes
Charity in Hands
And Love in Heart <3
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I Love U with all my Heart

No Poems no Fancy Words
I just want the World 2 know
That I Love U my Princess with all my Heart ♥
Happy Valentine`s Day
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Everything for U & You for me

A Sea is for U & Waves R for me.
The Sky is for U & Stars R for me.
The Sun is for U & Light is for me.
Everything is for U & U R for me.
Happy Valentine`s Day
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May you get Love of your life

Being Single does not mean no one wants you,
it just means that God is busy writing your love story.
So have patience, may you soon get the Love of your life
Happy Valentines day !
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Before your Love Life goes for toss

If your Boyfriend gets you flowers and chocolates on Valentines' Day,
it's because he might be saving money to get his real girlfriend dresses, bags and jewellery. :D
Better be vigilant and identify the fakes Before your Love Life goes for a toss. :P
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Wife got diamond necklace on Valentine

A Wife after waking up from sleep on Valentine's day,
"I just had a dream that you bought me a diamond necklace".
Husband: Go Back to sleep and wear it. :D
Happy Valentine's day
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Please Be My Valentine

Please Be My
V: Valentine
A: At all times and be my
L: Love that's
E: Everlasting and
N: Never-ending. And we remain
T: Together forever
I: In good times and bad
N: Now please be mine till
E: Eternity!
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