A boy to Police inspector:-
Sir mera dost kuch din se laapta hai
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Inspector : aakhri baar
kab aur kahan dekha tha ???
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Boy : #WhatsApp pe 3 din
pehle ka last seen hai..View Full
Ek Teacher ne kaha ki 'AGAR MAIN BILL GATES HOTA' par essay likho.
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Sare students likhne lag gaye.
Teacher ne dekha ki sab likh rahe hain but
apna Pappu sirf smile kar raha tha, yahan vahan dekh raha tha lekin likh nahin raha tha.
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Pappu ek din Mount Everest Pe Gya
3 Baba Baithe The
Aur Tambaku(tabacoo) Ragad Rahe the.
Pappu- Baba Ye Kya hai?
Baba- Masala..
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Pappu- O Teri,
Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho !!! :DView Full
A Sea is for U & Waves R for me.
The Sky is for U & Stars R for me.
The Sun is for U & Light is for me.
Everything is for U & U R for me.
Happy Valentine`s DayView Full
Being Single does not mean no one wants you,
it just means that God is busy writing your love story.
So have patience, may you soon get the Love of your life
Happy Valentines day !View Full
If your Boyfriend gets you flowers and chocolates on Valentines' Day,
it's because he might be saving money to get his real girlfriend dresses, bags and jewellery. :D
Better be vigilant and identify the fakes Before your Love Life goes for a toss. :PView Full
A Wife after waking up from sleep on Valentine's day,
"I just had a dream that you bought me a diamond necklace".
Husband: Go Back to sleep and wear it. :D
Happy Valentine's dayView Full
Please Be My
V: Valentine
A: At all times and be my
L: Love that's
E: Everlasting and
N: Never-ending. And we remain
T: Together forever
I: In good times and bad
N: Now please be mine till
E: Eternity!View Full