A Girl will Smile in Pain, Cry in Joy..
She will give Up all Her Pleasures just
for a Smile from Someone She Loves..
She will Change a 100 Dresses, n
still not Like any..
She will Shout Like Maniacs;View Full
GF: Where R You ... ?
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PAPPU: I'm At Bank.
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GF: I Need 30,000 For New Cell
Phone & 10,000 For New Mini Skirts.
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PAPPU: Sorry, I Mean I'm At 'Blood Bank '
"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON"... ? :P :DView Full
When I was Studying
My Mom Was calling me..
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But I did not respond..
I was deeply involved in Studies
But she Called me again n again..
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I shouted
Plz Leave me to Study, My exam is near
plz I want to Study,View Full
Santa while taking a head-bath was applying #shampoo even on his shoulders.
Jeeto: Why are you applying #shampoo on shoulders?
Santa: This shampoo is special.
It is clearly written on it
"Head and Shoulders" :DView Full
BF text to his GF on #WhatsApp
BF - Hi
GF - Hello
BF - Kahan par ho?
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GF - Main apne papa ki #BMW mein club jaa rahi hu,
abhi driver mujhe club chor dega,
uske baad mall mein shopping k liye jaungi,
tab tumhe call karti hu,View Full
Mukesh Ambani: Agar main subah se
apni car me niklu to shaam tak
apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta,
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Pappu: Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi,
Bech di... :D :PView Full
#Santa entered #Pappu's room
and found him asleep on his books,
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Looking tired of Exam Studies.
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He walked closer to him,
played with his hair softly,
sweetly and BAAAANG!!!
slapped his face... and said,
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#Smiling is a sign of Good Mood
Laughing is a sign of #Happiness
Praying is sign of Good #Faith
And having a #Friend is a sign of God's Blessings!View Full
