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Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Pappu Doodh wale Ki Dukaan Pe jaata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.
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Pappu: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala to Phatt Gya
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Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Kaun Si Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
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PAPPU YE PENT KISKI HAI

Maths Teacher to Pappu,
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If U had 1000Rs. in UR pocket
And 1000 Rs in the other pocket
Wat would U think ?
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PAPPU: YE PENT KISKI HAI.... lol :D :P
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True Friend is always with you

A nice quote by a True ‪#‎FRIEND‬ I'm always behind U,
I never ever expect U 2 turn back
When U R #Happy,
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But when U R in Trouble
no need 2 turn back,
Just stop I'll join U ...
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Who Can’t Be Happy without You

Talk more With Someone Who
Makes U Happy..
But,...
Try to Talk, atleast a few minutes,
with Someone
Who Can’t Be Happy Without U......
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Name to mera ‪‎Pappu‬ hai

Daku :- Tera name kya hai?
Girl :- Nisha
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Daku: meri FB friend ka name bhi nisha hi hai,
jaa tujhe maaf kiya....
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Daku(Boy se): Tera kya name hai?
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Boy : Name to mera ‪#‎Pappu‬ hai,
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Effect of bhaag milkha bhaag

Effect of "Bhaag Milkha Bhaag"
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Pappu: Mummy aaj mausam itna acha hai...
Chalo mall ghumne chale. . . .
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Mummy: Mall jaake kya karenge?
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Dialogue To Acche Bolne Chahiye

Boy: I Love U
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Girl: But I Love Someone Else.
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Boy: Okay, No Problem, UR happiness Is More
Important For Me Than UR Love. . .
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MORAL: Jahan Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte
Wahan Dialogue To Acche Bolne Chahiye.
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Hame to apno ne loota

ek baar pappu apne friends ko sher suna raha tha
pappu:- hame to apno ne loota gairon main kahan dam tha
aur jahan hamari kashti doobi vahan paani kam tha
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FrNd:- tu to tha hi pagal tere bheje mai kahan dam tha
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The most happy moment for a girl

The most happy hone wala moment for a gal
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Jab wo apni mom ko apne Friends ki pic dikha rahi ho
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Aur jaise hi uske 'BF' ki pic samne aaye
to uski maa kahe:-
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Ye "BANDAR" kaun hai?? :D :P
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True friends may not speak everyday

Stars are seen together though they are far apart.
Likewise, true friends may not speak everyday
but remember they are always linked to heart....
Happy Friendship Day!
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