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Who can stop you from falling in love

Nobody in the world can
stop U from falling in love....
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But...???
2 Powerful weapons can do that.. .
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Mummy's Chappal
& Daddy's Belt
Exclusively Made in India.. :P :D
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‎Life‬ is meaningless without purpose

#‎Life‬ is meaningless without purpose;
Life is empty without ‪#‎Love‬;
Life is barren without Caring;
Live, Love, Laugh and share your #Happiness!
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Hindi Mein Bol Mujhe ‪Angrezi‬ Nahi Aati

Pappu:- I fell in ‪#‎Love‬ with you
the minute I saw you. Will you ‪#‎Marry‬ me?
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Girl:- Hindi Mein Bol, Harami ! Mujhe ‪#‎Angrezi‬ Nahi Aati
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Radio‬ Aur ‪NewsPaper‬ Mein Kya Farak Hai

Class Mein Teacher Ne ‪#‎Pappu‬ Se Puchha.
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Teacher: ‪#‎Radio‬ Aur ‪#‎NewsPaper‬ Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola,
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Dekho Madam,
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Pappu ‪Sharaab‬ pee kar Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Pappu ‪#‎Sharaab‬ Pee kar jaa raha thaa
raste main Sadhu Se Takra Gya
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Sadhu Gusse Mein-
Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu.... ‪#‎Pappu‬ :- Rukiye Maharaj Mein Glass Leke Aata hu.... ‪#‎CHEERS‬
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hi Friends kaisi lag rahi hoon

SOLID BEIZZATI
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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:
”hi Friends, kaisi lag rahi hoon..??
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Pappu: tere baap ne 15-20 hazaar ka
mob. Leke diya hai to ghar me 500rs
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Maa Main ‪Pappu se hi SHADi Karungi

GirL: Maa Main ‪#‎PAPPU‬ Se Hi SHADi Karungi,
Wo Bahut AmEEr Hai
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Maa: Tujhe Kaise Pata?
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GirL: Uske Kapdon Se Din bhar
PETROL Ki Khushboo Aati Rehti Hai.!!! lol
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Boyfriend Today I Am Tensed

Boyfriend- Today I Am Tensed,
Got Fired From Job,
Got Disowned From Home,
Mood Is Also Off.
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Girlfriend - Acha!
Leave All That,
Look Here!!
...... My New Chappals !  :D
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Meri Aur Meri GirlFriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi

Pappu: Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur Meri
GirlFriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi Thi
Aur Ham Alag Ho Gaye
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Golu: Phir? Pappu: Usne Mujhe Chidhane Ke Liye
Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke
Mujhe Bhej Di :(
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How happy I am without you

Dear Ex.

I won't block you, or delete you

I'am keeping you there,
so you're able to see...
how happy I am without you !!!
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