Yaaran nu kade vakh naa karin

jaਦੋ ਛੋਟਿਆ to ਵੱਡੀਆ ਦੇ vιςh c main aya .....
ਨਾਲੇ yααਰ ਵੀ ਮੈ βαηαγε ηαlε ργααr ਵੀ ਮੈ ραγεα..View Full

Tu China da Apple Rakh hawa kardi

ਨੀ ਤੂੰ #China ਦਾ Apple ਰੱਖ ਕੇ
ਹਵਾ ਕਰਦੀ ਆਂ
ਆਪਾਂ ਤੇ ਚੱਪਲ ਵੀ
#Apple ਦੀ ਪਾਉਂਦੇ ਆਂ....... :D :PView Full

Kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi

#Pappu :- Miss kya aap mujhe raat ko
call kar rahi thi.?
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‎#Teacher- Nahi to...
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Pappu :- Kamaal hai..!
subah mere ‎#Mobile pe likha tha-
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MISS CALL :D :PView Full

How many apples U can eat empty stomach

One more brain wali girl found :P Boy : How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Girl : i can eat 3 apples ? Boy: U can eat only 1 apple empty stomach..
bcz when U eat 2nd apple tht's not in empty stomach... :D Girl :: Super Joke Yaar (y)View Full

Kamli kehndi KFC jaa ke Gol Gappe Khavange

#ਕਮਲੀ Ne ਅੱਤ Karti,
ਕਹਿੰਦੀ Aapan Date Te ਜਾਵਾਂਗੇ,
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‎#KFC ਜਾ ਕੇ Aapan ਦੋਂਵੇ
Gol Gappe ਖਾਵਾਂਗੇ  :D :PView Full

Husband found Aladin's lamp

Husband: I found #Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: Wow, What did u ask for darling??
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Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife: oh..jaan.. Luv U so much.. Did he do that??
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Maa Mere ‪toothpaste‬ mein namak hai

Mom :Beta haath jal gaya,
toothpaste laana
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Pappu : No, Maa,
Mere ‪#‎toothpaste‬ mein namak hai, Duniya Wale kahenge
bete ne Jale pe namak chidak diya..! :D :PView Full

May your happiness increase like Petrol‬ Prices

May your happiness increase like ‪#‎Petrol‬ Prices
May your sorrow fall like an Indian ‪#‎Rupee‬
And may your joy fill your ‪#‎heart‬ like ‪#‎corruption‬ in India!View Full

ABP news walon ko kaise pata chalta hai

Santa ghehri soch main:
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Wife: kya soch rahe ho?
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Santa: ye ABP news walon ko kaise pata chalta hai?
Wife: kya?
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Santa : Yehi ke
“App dekh rahe hain ‪#‎ABPNews‬”... :D :v :PView Full

Par sada Fullan wala Kachha Tait E

Pappu to Girl :- ਨੀਂ ਅਸੀਂ ਤੇਰੇ ਮੂਹਰੇ ਝੁੱਕ ਤਾਂ ਜਾਈਏ
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ਪਰ ਚੱਕਰ ਸਾਰਾ ਇਹ ਆ
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