Life is like making Tea

Life is like making Tea
Boil your Ego
Evaporate your worries
Dilute your sorrows
Filter your mistakes
And get a taste of happiness!View Full

Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do

Pappu: Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do _/\_
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Bhagwan: Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai,
tu kharcha kar payega.. ??
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Pappu: Koi upay bhagvan
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Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat.. :v :PView Full

WhatsApp wali ho gayi kudiye

WhatsApp ਵਾਲੀ Hogi ਕੁੜੀਏ,
ਤੂੰ Hun ਭੁੱਲਗੀ FB Wale ਯਾਰਾਂ Nu__
Dukh'an ਨੇ Yaar Tera ਐਂਵੇ ਖਾ ਲਿਆ
Jiven #ELANTE ਖਾ Gya 17 Nu_ #WhatsApp wali ho gayi kudiyeView Full

Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To

Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To
Santa Use Ghoor Raha Tha!
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Wife Romantic Hokar:
Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya?
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Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola:
Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi !!! :DView Full

Girlfriend message her boyfriend at 7am

A GIRLFRIEND msgd her boyfriend (PAPPU) at 7am :
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If u r sleeping send me UR #Dreams,
If u r crying send me UR #Tears,
If u r laughing send me UR #Smiles"
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Oh Kehndi Mainu Golgappe Khava Deyo

Oh Kehndi Mainu Golgappe 21 Sector Ton Khava Deyo..
Chatni Dhani Masaalae Pawa K, Papri Chaat v Lava Deyo..
Laine Ne Main 17 ton Footwears, Mainu High Heels Dva Deyo..
Fer Elante Mall vich ja k 6-7 Brands Ton Shopping v Karva Deyo..View Full

You must exercise daily for good health

Doctor: You must exercise daily for good health
Pappu: I play football, cricket and tennis almost daily.
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Doctor: How long do you play?
Pappu: Until the battery in my mobile dies down! :D :PView Full

Mere Face se ek cheez hata sakte hain?

Girl to Boy (in Party): Excuse Me!
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Boy: Yes ?
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Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein Plate Hai
aur ek Hath Mein Glass, I Can’t Use Them..
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Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ek
Cheez Hata Sakte Hain?
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Boy (Very Happy): JiView Full

Oye WhatsApp pe Joke Bhej

My ‎#Boss installed ‎#WhatsApp and texted me
‘Oye ‎#Joke Bhej…!’
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I replied : "Sir abhi mein kaam kar raha hoon".
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after some time — Boss Replies:
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Sonia Gandhi ne Rahul ko Thappad mara

Sonia Gandhi ne
Rahul Gandhi ko Thappad mara..
Reason. ???
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Facebook ke ‎#comments padh padh kar,
Rahul ne bhi likh diya,
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"Mummy to ‎#Indian honi chahiye..
‎#Italian to ‎#Pizza bhi hota hai..." :D :PView Full