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Happiness is the key to success

Success is not the key to happiness.
Happiness is the key to success.
If you love what you are doing, you will be successful....
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You always carry my photo in your handbag

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
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Maine zindagi mein dhoke khaye

Mainey hamesha zindagi mein dhoke hi khaye hain.
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Grapes
Mango
Apple
Chiku
Amrud
Cherry
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Sab dhoke hi khaye hain
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Teacher Duniya mein kitne desh hain

Teacher : Ye batao ki Duniya
mein kitne desh hain ???
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Pappu : Kar di na paaglon wali baat
Duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA
Baki sab to videsh hai haha :D
Like to banta hai Pappu ke liye !!!
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Police wala apne Munde pappu nu

Police wala apne Munde pappu nu :-
Ajj to tera khedna band,
T.V dekhna band !!
padhda hai ni
FAIL ho ke aa janda...

Pappu :- dady ah lao 100rs. !!
GAL NU RAFFA DAFA KRO.... :P :D
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Aapki shadi ho gayi

Boss: Aapki shadi ho gayi.. ??
Pappu: Haanji, 1 ladki se hui hai.
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Boss: Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
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Pappu: Naa ji
meri behan ki to ladke se hui hai... o.O :o :p
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Can you stop doing Awww

Boy: Can you stop doing "Awww..." All the time?:|
Girl: Awww.... What happen?;;)
Boy: it annoys me...3-|
Girl: Awwww... I am so sorry...({})
Boy: It's ok. You are a sweetheart.
Girl: Awww..... I know!;;)
Boy: Get lost bye...:]x
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I want Blackberry Or Apple

Finally I Told My Parents
That I want Blackberry Or Apple.
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My Mom Said
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"ਕੰਜਰਾ ਜਿਹੜੇ ਘਰੇ ਖਰਬੂਜੇ ਪਏ ਆ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਉਹ ਖਤਮ ਕਰ"__  :P
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Happiness requires two things

Happiness requires two things: A friend to laugh with
And a friend to laugh at! Thanks for being one of them! :)
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Chappal puthi wali Ajj Kal Apple chalaundi aa

ਚੱਪਲ ਪੁੱਠੀ ਪਾਉਨ ਵਾਲੀ
ਅੱਜ ਕੱਲ APPLE ਚਲਾਉਂਦੀ ਆ ,
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ਹੁਣ ਬੈਠ ਚੁਬਾਰੇ ਤੇ
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