Agar main kho jaaun to kya karoge

Wife:- Agar main kho jaaun to tum kya karoge ??
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Husband:- Main akhbaar me advertisement dunga..
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Wife khush hote huye:- Kya likhoge ??
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Husband:- JISKO MILE USKI.. :p ;) :vView Full

Tum Kya Karte Ho?

Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience.

Aunty: Wah! News Reporter Ho?
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Pappu: Nahi, #Akhbaar Fekta Hu! :D :PView Full