Aaj to maine 15 rupaye bachaye

Santa: aaj to maine bus ke piche piche bhag kar
15 rupaye bachaye.
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Banta: kya yaar tu kitna murakh hai.
Agar tu kisi taxi ke piche bhagta to tere 150 rupaye bach jaate :D :PView Full

Kandhe par kab tak Sir rakhne doge

True Love.. Ladki Ne Ladke Ke Kandhe Par Sir Rakh Kar Pucha..
Tum Iss Kandhe Par Kab Tak Mujhe Sir Rakhne Doge...
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Boy - (Smiled N Say) Jabb Tak Log Mujhe
Kandha Nhi De Dete... :)View Full

Logo ke Baal khade ho jate hain

Customer: Tum apne Sailoon mein
romanchk aur Rahasmai kitabe kyu rakhte ho?
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Naai: inhe padh kar logo ke
Baal khade ho jate hain
aur Mujhe baal katne me aasani hoti hai... :DView Full

Ladki Tameez Se Baat Karo

Tharki Aadmi - I Want 2 Kiss You
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Ladki- Tameez Se Baat Karo
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Aadmi - Uparwale Ki Aseem Kripa Se...
Kudrati Khoobsurti se Bhari Huyi
Ae Sundar Kanya.... Ye Saaf Dil Wala
Tumhare Laal Surakh Hontho PeView Full

Jihnu tu aakhdi Gunda oh 99% Shareef munda

jihnu tu aakhdi aa
sire da lafanga te sire da gunda
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Muhalle waleya de sahmne
aa oh 99% shareef munda ;-)View Full

Eh gal samjhan di e sajjna

Eh gal samjhan di e sajjna
je samjh aayi tan lakhaan di ,
je na aayi tan kakhaan di ,
ohda kazaa vi kujh vigaad nhi sakdi ,
jihde sir te chaan hai ohdiyan rakhaan di....View Full

Yaadon Ke Zakham Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain

Yaadon Ke Zakham Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain Apne Pyar Ke Sath Bitaye Lamhe Azeez Hote Hain Sada Yaadein Taaza Rehti Hain Unki Jo Aankhon Ke Nahi Dil Ke Kareeb Hote Hain!!! :(View Full

Har Khushi Gam Ka Elaan Hai

Har Khushi Gam Ka Elaan Hai
Har Mulakaat Judaai Ka Elaan Hai
Naa Rakhna Kisi Se Umeed
Har Umeed Dil Tootne Ka Farmaan Hai...View Full

Pyar wale dive si jo tere naal baale

Pyar wale dive si jo,
tere naal mein baal baitha..
Yadan wala tail paa ke,
Ajj takk balda haan...
Dulde hoye hanjua nu,
Akhiya de chati pa ke...
Palka di rassi nal ,
aje tayi khagal da haan...
Rukde hoye sahan nal,View Full

Kab Tak Jeeyoge Ye Dard Bhari Zindagi

Aakhir Keh Hi Daala Us Ne Ek Din
Is Kadar Toote Ho Bikhar Kyun Nahi Jaate
Kab Tak Jeeyoge Ye Dard Bhari Zindagi
Kisi Raat Khamoshi Se Mar Kyun Nahi Jaate... :(View Full