Exam Hall Ki Jaani Maani Lines

Exam Hall Ki Jaani-Maani Lines..
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Kamina Saala ladkiyo ko answer bata raha hai..
lekin yaad rakhiyo, kaam ham log hi aayenge... :P :O :D ;) :PView Full

Tan sau putt awara na hunda

JeB wiCh revolvEr da nazara na HuNda
kudi da vakhra jeha ishara Na huNda ___
Je oh marjaani aina fashiOn na kardi ___
tan maa peo da sau puTt awara na huNdaView Full

Agar main kho jaaun to kya karoge

Wife:- Agar main kho jaaun to tum kya karoge ??
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Husband:- Main akhbaar me advertisement dunga..
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Wife khush hote huye:- Kya likhoge ??
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Husband:- JISKO MILE USKI.. :p ;) :vView Full

Kabhi uss shakhs ki JAAN the ham

Pattharon se pyar kiya NAADAN the ham Galti hamse hui kyon ki INSAN the ham Aaj jinhe taklif hoti hai hamse baat karne mein Kabhi uss shakhs ki JAAN the ham..... :( :'(View Full

Rakhi Sawant in Train without ticket

RAKHI SAWANT Train mein
TC:- Ticket.. ??
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Rakhi: Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
TC:" Jurmana lagega!
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Rakhi:" kyu.. ??
TC:" Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho
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Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai... :O :P :DView Full

Ohna nu sadi lod nahi

Pta ni kyon ohdi yaad ch dil tadapda rehnda e
Akhiyan ch ohda didaar hon nu tarasda rehnda e
kiven samjhavan Dil nu, ohna nu sadi lod nahi
Samjhda ni kuch bas akhiyan cho mih barsaounda rehnda eView Full

Main teriyan akhan na padh sakya

Bade chir baad rabb ne milan da mauka ditta si
Pta ni tu kehdi gallon khafa si tere naina wich disda si
Teriyan akhan na padh sakya ya main hi galt hona
Par tere valon kuch na kehn da inkar tan tere mukhde to jhalkda si....!View Full

Dhokha mila jab pyar mein

Boys Rule -
Dhokha mila jab pyar mein
zindagi me udasi chha gyi :(
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socha tha chhod denge is duniya ko
kambakht sochte hi doosri pasand aa gyi ;) :PView Full

Ham unki yaad mein bheegte reh gaye

Ham unki yaad mein aaj bheegte reh gaye.
Woh hain ki ghar mein chadar lapet kar sote reh gaye.
Ham jab unse naraz hue kambakht ham hi rote reh gaye.View Full

Eh duniya vaang kabooter de

Eh duniya vaang kabooter de
lok taliyan te chog chgaunde ne
pehlan apna bna ke rakhde ne
fer taadiyan maar udaunde neView Full