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Sweetie please Send me 15k

Girlfriend:" Hey
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Boyfriend:" Who's Hey.. ??, don't ever call me back.
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Girlfriend:" Sorry! My Love, how are you doing.. ??
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Boyfriend:" I'm Fine! And You.. ??
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Dosto ko chhod de Ferrari Milegi

Bhagwan ne mujhse bola ki tu apna ek pyara dost
chhod de mai tujhe Cell dunga,
2 ko chhod de to "fast track"ki ghadi dunga,
5 ko chhod de 5 lakh dunga,
aur sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "FERRARI" dunga.
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Hove Yaar Saahan To Pyara

Ek vaari Kita Kise Naal Pyaar
Kade Bhulaya Nahiyo Janda

Jehda Hove Yaar Saahan To Pyara
Kade Pairan Thalle Roleya Nahi Janda…
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Theories on arguing with a girl

There are 2 theories on arguing with a Girl!!!
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If the girl is right
be fair to her & keep quiet.
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If the girl is wrong
be fair to yourself & keep quiet :P
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Tu Jatt di sifat krein ya Mazak banave

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ਸਾਨੂੰ 12ਰਾਂ ਪੜ੍ਹਿਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਕੀ ਪਤਾ ਕੁੜੇ PIZZA ਹੱਟਾਂ ਦਾ
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਕਾਮੇਂ ਬੰਦਿਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਤਾਂ ਖ਼ਿਆਲ ਕੁੜੇ ਖ਼ਾਲਿਆਂ ਵੱਟਾਂ ਦਾ
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Tera pyar kade nahi bhull sakde

Tainu tan moh leya gairan ne
asi hor kite nahi dull sakde,
sadi vi ikk majboori e,
tera pyar kade nahi bhull sakde.......
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Nazuk hunde ne dhage rishtean de

Nazuk hunde ne dhage rishtean de
kade ehna nu yaara todin na
lakh hovan galtian kar maaf deyi
Gairan vangu sathon kadi mukh modi na
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Main ohnu oh mainu chahundi si

Chitte suit naal neeli chunni oh paundi si
main ohnu chahunda si oh mainu chahundi si
rubber band naal hair clippan oh laundi si
main ohnu chahunda si oh mainu chahundi si
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Tu ki jane saada dard sohniye

Tenu dooron vekh ke saar laiye, par kade naa tenu kuch aakheya,
Tu kolon di saade lang javen, par sadde vall naa tu kade jhakeya,
Tu Gairaan naal gallan kardi, saada naa tenu khayaal sohniye,
Tu ki jane saada dard, tere ton bina asin ho gaye behal sohniye...
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Status likhda jahaaj chadi mashook de

ਕੱਲਾ ਬਹਿ ਕੇ ਸਟੇਟਸ ਲਿਖਦਾ
ਜ਼ਹਾਜੇ ਚੜ੍ਹੀ ਮਸ਼ੂਕ ਦੇ__
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ਤੇਰੇ AIRPORT ਵਾਲੇ ਬੋਲ
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