What will you do after growing up

Teacher : What will u do after growing up ?
Student : Facebooking

Teacher : No! I mean what will u Become ?
Student : Admin of facebook pages

Teacher : O My G0d! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up ?View Full

Facebook pe admin bana hu

Girlfriend to Me:
GF: jaanu aajkal na tumhe meri yaad hi nahi aati
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my ans:
Jabse FB pe admin bana hu
raat ko khayi hui sabji yaad nhi aati
tumhari kya khak yaad aayegi :P
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Meri Post te Setting

ਇੱਕ ਵਾਰ ਮੇਰੀ #Post ਤੇ ਇੱਕ ਕੁੜੀ ਤੇ ਮੁੰਡਾ
ਸੈਟਿੰਗ ਕਰ ਰਹੇ ਸਨ
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ਫਿਰ ???
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ਫਿਰ ਕੀ ਮੈ ਸਾਲੀ #Post ਈ #Delete ਕਰ ਦਿੱਤੀ :DView Full

Beta kya karta hai

Facebook Addiction* Person1: “Aapka beta kya karta hai?”
Person2:  Ji B.Tech kar li.
Ab Page #Admin hai aur #memes bnata hai”
Person2: Aur Aapki Beti?”
Person1: #CA clear nahi hua. Aaj kal to DPs badalti hai :D :PView Full