asin rabb agge ik farmaish karni,
likhin JATT de mukdran ch AISH karni ,
landi JEEP rakhi naale rakhi a SAFARI Ni,
sham nu jaa lai di gerhi FORD di,
Chautha shonk mittran da peeni Pehle Torh diView Full
Ki mil gya tainu sadhran nal khilvad karke
Asin haase vi gva lye tainu pyar karke
Ni tu jatt nu rol ke mitti nal mitti karta
Kade sache dilon sochi tu vichaar karkeView Full
#Attitude of Girls:
When a boy sends dirty 'SMS';
She laughs for 10 minutes;
Forwards that to her friends;
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And then replies the boy.
Mind it, I don't like that kind of 'SMS'!!! :P :vView Full
Mere naal add goriye
pahili tu #Facebook te
ho gye aa fan sohniye
mittran di desi look te
set ho ke #USA
like tu kardi jatta nu
Par teri chat samajh ni aundi
ni sanu desi #jatta nuView Full
Metho husan ta vadiya ne vaarya,
koi labhi na jo #Dil metho vaardi
Kudi dilo chahun wale nu koi chahundi na
Har #naddi hun fun shun bhaaldi
Pehlan pehla ta tu vi si fullan wargi,
hun dino din kardi dimanda vaddiyanView Full
saal 16ve akh lade eh jaroori nahi
wich pyar de lokan di manjoori jaroori nahi
bhavein pyar todh nibhave koi vi jaroori nahi
sector 17 gedi lave te kudi patt jave eh jaroori te nahiView Full
ho dhanvaad sajjna da
jehde sanu dunia ch vakhra rehna sikha gaye
ho dhanvaad sajjna da
jehde sanu nashe di latt la gaye
ho kiven chukayiye karz ohna de
jo chad ke tur gaye
na aaye maut saadi te
jande jande vi jagg cho sannu rava gayeView Full
Doctor: You must exercise daily for good health
Pappu: I play football, cricket and tennis almost daily.
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Doctor: How long do you play?
Pappu: Until the battery in my mobile dies down! :D :PView Full