Patt ta Patoleya Putt Jatt Da

ਪੱਟਤਾ ਪਟੋਲਿਆ ਓਏ ਪੁੱਤ ਜੱਟ ਦਾ,
ਮਾਪਿਆ ਦਾ ਲਾਲ ਖੁੰਜੇਂ ਲਾ ਕੇ ਰੱਖਤਾ,
ਹੁਸਣ ਤੇਰੇ ਨੇ ਯਾਰ ਮਲੰਗ ਕਰਤੇ ,View Full

Which machine to impress girls

Boy to Gym instructor:
"Which machine shall I use?
I want to impress girls"
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Gym Instructor: "ATM"  lol :P
Well said Mr. Instructor (y)View Full

Friends are AADHAR Card useful everywhere

Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!View Full

True Fact about Handwriting

True Fact about #Handwriting
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Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Karen To
Exam Ke Aakhiri 15 Min. Mein
Har Student Mein
Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai :O :DView Full

How to Impress a Girl

For Boys: WAY 2 IMPRESS a GIRL

#Respect her,  #Honour her
#Love her, #Protect her, care 4 her

BUT
For Girls : HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY
Just #Smile :)
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Sab khatm!
Ladka Barbad !!! :PView Full

Brilliant Answers by a Student

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans - In his Last Battle.
Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?
Ans - At the Bottom of the Page.View Full

Batman Superman Spiderman In India

1975 में #Batman #Superman & #Spiderman
हवा में उड़ रहे थे......
जैसे ही वो भारत के ऊपर से गुजरे
अचानक वो तीनोँ मर गए :(
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Tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon

In a train compartment husband: Darling,
mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai,
tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin.
Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon,
tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.

Banta sitting on upper berth says:
BOW BOW :DView Full

Ek fasana tha ab khatm hua

Dheere Dheere Se Ab Tere Pyar Ka Dard Kam Hua,
Na Tere Aane Ki Khushi Hui Aur Na Jaane Ka Gam Hua,
Jab Log Mujhse Puchte Hain Hamari Dosti Ki Dastaan,
Main Keh Deta Hun Ki Ek Fasana Tha Jo Ab Khatm Hua..View Full

Nice Pic Comment Karne Wale

लड़कियो के DP पर अंग्रेजी में
"Nice Pic" #Comment करने वाले ।
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लौंडे #ATM से पैसे निकालते समयView Full