Aankhon mein aansu hi na bache rone ko
khoyen kya kuch bacha hi nahi khone ko
Zindagi chalte chalte jane kis daldal me fas gai,
do gaj zameen mangi vo bhi na mili sone ko....View Full
Tu Mili Mainu Kyonki Likhi C Tu Meri Taqdeer Vich
Par Aaj Tun Hi Meri Taqdeer Ban Gayi
Ranjha Ta Ni Kehnda Apne Aap Nu Main
Par Tun Meri #Heer Ban Gayi
Unjh Kehnde Parchave Vich Chehra Nhi Hunda
Par Mere Parchawe Wich Teri Tasveer Ban GayiView Full
Teacher to Boy:
Nalayak, Class Mein Din Bhar
Ladkiyon Ke Saath Itni Baatein Kyu Karta Rehta Hai?
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Boy: Sir, Mein Bahut Garib Hu!
Mere #Mobile me #WhatsApp Nahi Hai !!! ;) :PView Full
Hum Wo Nahi Jo Thaam K Haath,
Saath Chod Denge ,
Humara Rishta To Paani or Macchhli ki tarhaa hai,
Judaa Karna b chahe koi To Dum Tod Denge...View Full
Teacher :- iska arth (meaning) bataiye..
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Blue Eyes Hypnotyes Teri Kardi
Hai Mainu I Swear Chhoti Dress Me Bomb Lagdi Mainu...
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Student :- prasang me ye panktiya hamari
pathya pustak "Yo Yo Honey Singh" me sankalit kavitaView Full
Tu judda hoyeon, par teri yaad judaa na hoyi
Tu judda hoyeon, par teri yaad judaa na hoyi
Jaan meri tanhaaiyan de nit, gal lag lag ke royi
Tu judda hoyeon, par teri yaad judaa na hoyi - 2
Saath tere da hor assi nigh laina siView Full
Kehte hein jab koi kisi ko sachhe Dil se yaad karta hai
to aasman se ek taara toot ke girta hai
ek din aisa aayega ki saara aasman khali ho jayega
aur ilzam hum par lagaya jayega....View Full
Teacher : Name different type of #Cheese.
Pappu :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi
Teacher : Wait a minute,View Full