Boy: Jaan, Tumhara Naam apne haath pe likhu ya Dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar kyun likhey ho..
Agar sacha Pyar karte ho to apni property ke Papers pe likh do...
('_') Oye Teri, yaar ladkiyan kitni chalak ho gyi hain
star plus dekh dekh ke'View Full
3 Boys proposing a Girl..
1st boy- I Can die for you.
Girl- Every one says like this.
2nd boy- I Can get stars for you.
Girl- Pretty old dialog.
3rd boy- I can delete My Facebook ACCOUNT.
Girl in Tears, I'll Marry U... :DView Full
Its not important to have
long list of #Friends on #Facebook & #Whatsapp.
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But its important to have some friends,
who can read your Face as Book and ask Whats up... :)View Full
New Weddings Style:
Pandit: Do you agree to change
your Facebook Status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Yes!
Pandit: Congratulations !! Your profile
has been updated successfully.
You are now Husband and Wife.View Full
A man died and sent to #Heaven.
God was surprised to see his #Heart still beating.
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God asked him, how come?
The man replied, "I'm #Dead
but my #Wife still lives in my Heart". ;) <3
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GOD in #Heaven said to a 9 mnths baby
U R going 2 born on #Earth tomorrow.
Baby cried & asked how I will talk with people
God: I had already sent an #Angel 2 earth she will teach U
Child: how will i pray 2 U
God: the angel will teach u,View Full
