Do you Say Prayers Before Eating

Teacher :- Now, Sam tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?
Sam :- No Sir, I dont have to,
My Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher Shocked! Student Rocked! :DView Full

When i see someone extremely Gorgeous

What i do When i see someone extremely Gorgeous,
Attractive,
Terrific,
Cute,
Fabulous.
I Stare ,
I Smile,
And,
When I get tired I put down the mirror !View Full

Boys on Bike but Eyes on Girls

Boys on Bike ..
1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelatar
1 ear on traffic sound
1 ear on mobile
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break
&
2 Eyes on Girls :PView Full

Hum mar jayenge song of Aashiqui2

Listening to "Hum mar jayenge song" of
Aashiqui2 and Wondering...
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If they love each other so much
then why the fuck they want to die ?? :/View Full

Facebook Love Story

Facebook Love Story !!!
Poke → Poked back
→ Add as friend → confirm →
Write something on wall → Introduce
→ Everyday chatting →
Ask phone number → Text messaging → CallingView Full

Boy's Character Represents His Friends

A Strange but Interesting Fact....
"A Girl's Character Represents Her Family...
Where As....
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A Boy's Character Represents His Friends..."View Full

I Love You ASCII Hearts

**********(¨`·.·´¨)************
******(¨`·.·´¨).¸…..(¨`·.·´¨)******View Full

Gandi Baat Tere Saath Gandi Baat

BF talking to his GF

GF - aajkal tum,
mere se achi achi baatein nahi karte
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Bf - abcd padh li bahut
achi baatein kar li bahut,
ab karunga tere saath
gandi baat gandi baat
gandi gandi gandi baat .... :P :DView Full

What is Real Tension

What is Tension ?..
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1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...
Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...
aap use hospital le gaye.
Doctor bola : 'Mubarak ho aapbaap banne wale ho'
Lo ho gayi tension............
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if you are annoyed by friend requests

Dear Girls,
if you are annoyed by
too many friend request from boys..
Just set your original pic as profile pic.
if it doesnt work :-
wash your face, take a pic and try again.

Thanks
Facebook TeamView Full