Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..!
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Ye Sun kar Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya
Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kar Bola.
Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab,
Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho,
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Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi Gayi,View Full
Har ek se achchi baat karna fitrat hai hamari,
Har ek khush rahe ye hasrat hai hamari,
Koi ham ko yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari.View Full
1. Take ur girlfriend to the washroom..
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2. Make her wash her face..
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3. Make sure all the make-up is gone...
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Marry her.. If you still find her Beautiful... :P :DView Full
Your beliefs become your thoughts,
Your thoughts become your words,
Your words become your actions,
Your actions become your habits,
Your habits become your values,
Your values become your destiny.View Full
#BoyFriend: pack UR bag #Sweetheart
I've won Rs.10 crores in a #Lottery
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GF: Wow!
Now #London ya #Switzerland?
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BF: Who Cares?
U just pack UR bag
& GET LOST... xD :PView Full
History Teacher :- From Where to Where did the mughals rule?
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Student :- Sir, I am not sure but i think
from page 15 TO 26...
Teacher Shocked! Student Rocked! xD :PView Full
Teacher :- What are the people of Turkey called?
Student :- I don't know.
Teacher :- They are called Turks.
now What are the people of Germany called?
Student :- They are called Germs.
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Teacher Shocked! Student Rocked! :DView Full
