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Madam Aapke Bete Ne Machhar Kha Liya

Naukrani - Madam Aapke Bete Ne
Machhar Kha Liya..
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Madam - To Jaldi Se Doctor Ko Bula..
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Nokrani - Ab Darne Ki Koi Baat Nahi..
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Maine 'All Out' Pila Diya Hai... :D
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If you meet Rajnikanth What you want to do

If you meet #Rajnikanth...
What you want to do ?
1. Hug him
2. Take a picture with him.
3. Read Jokes about him and laugh together.
4. Get blessing.
5. Beg him teach you all #awesome things he does.
6. Watch his movie #Robot with him.
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Confession by a Girl & Amazing Reply

Wonderful #Confession by a Girl in Church &
Amazing reply she got She: I m in love with a boy
who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk..
We met on marriage website
Became friends on #Facebook
Had long chats on #WhatsApp
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Duniya te lakhan heeran te ranjhe ne

es duniya te lakhan heeran te lakhan ranjhe ne
par sache pyar te saath to aje vi vanjhe ne
ethe koi shikari tan da ae....te koi vipari dhan da ae
wafa di dhup wich badal jana ehna sohnia shaklan ne
Sanu vi dhokha khaa ke aayian hun aklaan ne...!!!!!
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Will you dance with me

At a dance party..

Boy: Will u dance with me ??
Girl: main bache ke saath nahi nachti..
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Boy: So sorry..
Mujhe pata nahi tha aap pregnant hain... :P :D
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Jung Mein Santa Ne Machardani Pehni

Jung Mein Santa Ne Bullet Proof
Jacket Ki Jagah Machardani Pehni...
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Banta - Aisa Kyun?
Santa - jis mein Machhar Nahi Ghuss Sakta
Usmein Goli Kaise Ghusegi Yaar. :D :P
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Tere Dil utte leek vangu veh gya

ਕਿਸੇ Pathar Te ਲੀਕ Haan Main ਪਾਣੀ Te Nahi
Teri ਜਿੰਦਗੀ Da Sach Haan Main ਕਹਾਣੀ Te Nahi
ਭੀੜ Haan Tetho jo Kahaaniya Bna ke vi ਸੁਣਾਇਆ Nayi Jaana
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Where is your Assignment book

Teacher: Where is your Assignment book. . . ?
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Me: Mam, I lost it While Fighting with Students
Who Said That You Are Not The Most Beautiful
Teacher In This College. . . ^_^
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Teacher : Chal Hat Badmash !!!
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Are you working woman or house-wife

A heart touching reply by a woman
Some one asked her : Are you a working woman or a house-wife ???
She replied : Yes I am a full time working house-wife.
I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a "mum",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,
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Friend Request Ignore Karti Yaar di

Sach ਸਿਆਣੇ Aakhde
#ਨਫਰਤ Pehli ਪੌੜੀ #Pyar ਦੀ,

ਤਾਂਹੀਉ #Friend Request
#Ignore ਕਰਤੀ Tuhade ਯਾਰ Di.... !!! :P
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