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Greedy Dog English & Punjabi Remix Edition

Greedy Dog 0nce there was a bhukha kutta. He was very bhukha.
He was phiring loor loor. He look the shop of chacha Fika. He take one boti from there
and nassing speedo speed. When he guzra from naalay walay pul ton,
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Jhanda Amli Facebook wall te ki likhe

ਝੰਡੇ ਅਮਲੀ ਨੇ ਵੀ #Facebook ਤੇ
ਆਪਣਾ ਅਕਾਉਂਟ ਬਣਾਇਆ
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ਊਸਨੇ ਆਪਣੀ ਫੋਟੋ ਪਾਈ
ਉਮਰ ਵੀ ਭਰ ਤੀ ਨਾਂ ਪਤਾ ਵੀ ਲਿੱਖ ਦਿੱਤਾ
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12th pass karke bhi English nahi aati

Sante k baap ki #England se call aati hai....
Turrr turrrr....
Santa : Hello... ji kaun
Dad : Hi..my son itz me...
Santa : Are jo bhi ho Hindi mein baaat kro...
English mein haath tight hai...
Dad : Abhe tune 12th pass kari huyi hai
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Jis se hum sach mein pyar karte hain

Jis se hum Flirt karte hain,
usse majaak majaak mein na jaane
kitni baar "I Love You" bol dete hain,
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par jis'se sach mein pyar karte hain <3
us'se ye 3 word bolne me jaane kyun darte hain :(
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Sunny Leone class mein padha rhi thi

POGO Joke..!

#SunnyLeone class mein padha rhi thi.

A for Apple
B for Bat
C for Cat
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L for L***
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Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.
sabhi bacche ek sath bole :
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Katrina ki coffee mein machhar gira

Katrina ki coffee mein ek machhar gira,
usne wo pee li.
Tabhi Machhar ke baap ne #Katrina ke
kaan ke pass aake kuch kaha
aur
Katrina behosh ho gayi...
Usne kaha tha :
Tumhare pet mein mera bachha hai.... :O :P
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Have Cool Smile on Your face

,+""-., ,.-""+,
G( ~_~) (~_~ )D
< MORNING >
""-.,,.-""
Have Cool Smile
On UR Face..... HaVe a NiCe Day
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My Pleasure My Bajaj Discover

Friend Request Accepted....

ME :- Thank you !
She:- My Pleasure
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Me :- My Bajaj Discover
*Got Blocked* :(
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hame yakeen hai apni chahat par

Tera yun ham par hakk jatana acha lagta hai,
yun kisi aur ka zikar la kar jalana acha lagta hai,
par hame yakeen hai apni #chahat par ki,
tera yun has kar #Dil jalana acha lagta hai...
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Ni Tu facebook te mil kudiye

ਦੇ ਦਿਆਂਗੇ ਫਟ ਜਵਾਬ
ਤੇਰੇ ਸਭ ਸਵਾਲਾਂ ਦੇ
ਤੂੰ #Facebook ਤੇ ਮਿਲ ਕੁੜੀਏ
ਨੀ ਵਧਗੇ Rate Callan de... ;) :D
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