Tu vadda ho ke ki karenga

Teacher (kaku ਨੂੰ) :- ਤੂੰ ਵੱਡਾ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਕੀ ਕਰੇਂਗਾ____?
kaku :- ਵਿਆਹ.
Teacher:- ਨਹੀਂ, ਮੇਰਾ ਮਤਲਬ ਕੀ ਬਣੇਂਗਾ?
kaku :- ਲਾੜਾ.View Full

Dil Hai Chota Sa Choti Si Asha

#Facebook Pe Pehli Chat
Ladka: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Ladki: ‪#‎Asha‬
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Ladka: Tum Asha Ho, Par Choti To Nai Ho?
Ladki: Matlab????
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Ladka: Dil Hai Chota Sa, Choti Si Asha... ^_^ :P
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Student ko apni ‪Classmate‬ se ‪Pyar‬ ho gaya

Ek Student ko apni ‪#‎Classmate‬ se ‪#‎Pyar‬ ho gaya
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Ladke ne use propose kiya
Lekin Ladki ne inkar kar diya
aur teacher ko uski complaint kardi
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Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or 1 week ke liye class se nikal diyaView Full

Trust me you are the one

Trust me, you are the one

Whom my eyes seek,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
whom my life I’ll sold,
whom I really depend on,
whom I wake up for each and every morning,View Full

Semester System Ke Fayde Batao

Teacher To Student:-
Semester System Ke Fayde Batao..??
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Student-: Sir Fayde To Pta Nahi :o
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Par
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Beizzati Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jaati Hai..
Agree Students ?? = Thoko Like (y)View Full

Mummy ka pet phoola hua kyun hai

~~~Kamina Bachha~~~~
Boy :"Papa mummy ka pet itna
phoola hua kyun hai..??
Papa : "Kaminey tujhe sab pata hai.. /

Boy : Promise papa mujhe nahi pata...
Aap batao na.

Papa : Paani bhara hua haiView Full

Facebook ton khehda kidan chhutu

ਮੈਂ ਸੋਚਿਆ ਪੰਡਿਤ ਕੋਲ ਚੱਲੀਏ ਤੇ ਪੁੱਛੀਏ ਕਿ
#Facebook ਤੋਂ ਖਹਿੜਾ ਕਿਦਾਂ ਛੁਟੂ
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ਓਹ ਕਮਲਾ ਆਪ ਰੋਣ ਲੱਗਾ ਕਹਿੰਦਾView Full

Facebook te Tagging te College ch Ragging

ਇੱਕ ‪#‎FACEBOOK‬ ਤੇ PHOTO ‪#‎TAGGING‬
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ਤੇ ਦੂਜਾ
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‪#‎COLLEGE‬ ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ‪#‎RAGGING‬
ਬੰਦੇ ਨੂੰ ਬੜਾ ਦੁਖੀ ਕਰਦੀਆਂView Full

Kaun sa Tyre Puncture Tha

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole:
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Sir Ham Shadi Mein Gaye The,
Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncture Ho Gaya,
Ham Saari Raat Dhakka Lagate Rahe,
Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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Ikk black kachhe walean da khauf

ਇੱਕ ਸਾਲਾ
Black ਕੱਛੇ ਆਲਿਆਂ ਦਾ ਖੌਫ
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ਦੂਜਾ ਮਸ਼ੂਕ ਦਾ
Phone Switch off ... :D :PView Full