Wife Apne Husband Se Boli:"
Dekho Ji , Kaam Karte Waqt Mere
Ko Kiss-Wiss Na Kiya Karo..
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Tabhi Kaamwali Bai Boli: " Madam Ji,
Achchhi Tarah Se Samjha Do,View Full
#Accounting Ki Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko
Jab Gaali De To Kaise Gaali Degi !!!
-Saale Dishonour #Cheque
-Zameen Pe #Liability
-Maa Baap Ki Kharaab #StatementView Full
Class Mein Teacher Ne #Pappu Se Puchha.
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Teacher: #Radio Aur #NewsPaper Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola,
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Dekho Madam,View Full
Great thinking . . .
Teacher: Whats The Difference
Between Like & Love ?
Student:
When You #Like A #Flower
U Just Pluck It..!
But When You #Love A Flower
U Water It Daily....!!! :)View Full
Boyfriend- Today I Am Tensed,
Got Fired From Job,
Got Disowned From Home,
Mood Is Also Off.
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Girlfriend - Acha!
Leave All That,
Look Here!!
...... My New Chappals ! :DView Full
GIRL- My janu, My baby,
Mera Baccha, My Sweetu, My golu..
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Kya tum mujhse shadi karoge?
Bol mela baby...
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BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar rahi hai
ya adopt kar rahi hai.? lol :D :PView Full
Maths Teacher to Pappu,
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If U had 1000Rs. in UR pocket
And 1000 Rs in the other pocket
Wat would U think ?
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PAPPU: YE PENT KISKI HAI.... lol :D :PView Full