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Kaam Karte Waqt Kiss Na Kiya Karo

Wife Apne Husband Se Boli:"
Dekho Ji , Kaam Karte Waqt Mere
Ko Kiss-Wiss Na Kiya Karo..
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Tabhi Kaamwali Bai Boli: " Madam Ji,
Achchhi Tarah Se Samjha Do,
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Accounting‬ ki Ladki Kaise Gaali Degi

#‎Accounting‬ Ki Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko
Jab Gaali De To Kaise Gaali Degi !!! -Saale Dishonour ‪#‎Cheque‬
-Zameen Pe ‪#‎Liability‬
-Maa Baap Ki Kharaab ‪#‎Statement‬
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Radio‬ Aur ‪NewsPaper‬ Mein Kya Farak Hai

Class Mein Teacher Ne ‪#‎Pappu‬ Se Puchha.
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Teacher: ‪#‎Radio‬ Aur ‪#‎NewsPaper‬ Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola,
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Dekho Madam,
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Difference Between Like & Love

Great thinking . . . Teacher: Whats The Difference
Between Like & Love ? Student:
When You ‪#‎Like‬ A ‪#‎Flower‬
U Just Pluck It..! But When You ‪#‎Love‬ A Flower
U Water It Daily....!!! :)
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Babbu Maan - Saint Google Lyrics

ਮੇਰਾ ‪#‎Google‬ ਬਾਬਾ ਜੀ
ਇਹ ਤਾਂ ਕੁੱਲ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਦੀਆਂ ਜਾਣੇ
ਇਕ ਹੋਰ ਨਵੀ ਬੇਬੇ ‪#‎Youtube‬ ਵੀ ਪ੍ਰਗਟ ਹੋਗੀ,
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Aapko apna Special FRIEND accept kiya

Apki lovely lovely "FEELING"  ne,
Mere charming charming "HEART" ko itna "EFFECT" kiya,
Maine sabko "REJECT" karke
apko apna Special "FRIEND" accept kiya . . .
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Boyfriend Today I Am Tensed

Boyfriend- Today I Am Tensed,
Got Fired From Job,
Got Disowned From Home,
Mood Is Also Off.
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Girlfriend - Acha!
Leave All That,
Look Here!!
...... My New Chappals !  :D
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Propose kar rahi hai ya adopt kar rahi hai

GIRL- My janu, My baby,
Mera Baccha, My Sweetu, My golu..
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Kya tum mujhse shadi karoge?
Bol mela baby...
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BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar rahi hai
ya adopt kar rahi hai.? lol :D :P
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PAPPU YE PENT KISKI HAI

Maths Teacher to Pappu,
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If U had 1000Rs. in UR pocket
And 1000 Rs in the other pocket
Wat would U think ?
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PAPPU: YE PENT KISKI HAI.... lol :D :P
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Kihde layi kinni neend di jarurat hai

ਅਸਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਕਿੰਨੀ ਨੀਂਦ ਦੀ ਜਰੂਰਤ ਹੈ।
ਨਵ ਜੰਮਿਆ ਬੱਚਾ (0 - 2 ਮਹੀਨੇ) = 12 ਤੋ 18 ਘੰਟੇ
3 ਤੋ 11 ਮਹੀਨਿਆ ਦੀ ਉਮਰ = 14 ਤੋ15 ਘੰਟੇ
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