Girl to Boy (in Party): Excuse Me!
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Boy: Yes ?
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Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein Plate Hai
aur ek Hath Mein Glass, I Can’t Use Them..
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Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ek
Cheez Hata Sakte Hain?
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Boy (Very Happy): JiView Full
A boys painful letter to Facebook...
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Dear Facebook ,
Plz stop suggesting me such beautiful girls,
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It really hurts when I can't add them.. :(
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sincerely,
blocked user :D :PView Full
Sonia Gandhi ne
Rahul Gandhi ko Thappad mara..
Reason. ???
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Facebook ke #comments padh padh kar,
Rahul ne bhi likh diya,
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"Mummy to #Indian honi chahiye..
#Italian to #Pizza bhi hota hai..." :D :PView Full
#Pappu :- Miss kya aap mujhe raat ko
call kar rahi thi.?
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#Teacher- Nahi to...
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Pappu :- Kamaal hai..!
subah mere #Mobile pe likha tha-
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MISS CALL :D :PView Full
One more brain wali girl found :P
Boy : How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Girl : i can eat 3 apples ?
Boy: U can eat only 1 apple empty stomach..
bcz when U eat 2nd apple tht's not in empty stomach... :D
Girl :: Super Joke Yaar (y)View Full
#Rastrapati: Hindu
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#Uprastrapati: Muslim
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#Pradhanmantri: Sikh
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#Rakshamantri: Isaai
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Hindu Muslim Sikh Isaai..
Sabko Nachati Italian Bai... :D :v :PView Full
