Qualities of #MBBS
(Member of back Bencher's Society)
1. U shud come late nd last in class.
2. never disturb the respected sir
3. ur eyes shud never b fully open
4. never bring pen, borow paper nd pen 4m grls.View Full
Jehde mil jaan asani naal oh khajane ni hunde,
jehde har heer te maran o sache diwane ni hunde,
jehde vassde hon jism wich lahu ban ke,
oh dost kade vi begane ni hunde...View Full
Pappu: Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do _/\_
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Bhagwan: Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai,
tu kharcha kar payega.. ??
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Pappu: Koi upay bhagvan
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Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat.. :v :PView Full
Ek ladka school der se jata hai
Teacher : Late kyo hue ???
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Boy : Bike kharab ho gyi the
Teacher : Bus mei nhi aa skte the
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Boy : Maine kaha tha sir
par apki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na.. o.O :/ :pView Full
Double Heart Attack message by a girlfriend to a boyfriend:
1st Msg: Lets break up now,
its all over..
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2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!
That was not for you....View Full
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai ke kuch aisa ho jaye
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Paperz hon magar result na aaye
Classiz hon magar teacherz na aayen
Bus mein bethein university na aaye
Picnic par jayen magar wapis na aayen
Gaari chalayen magar petrol na dalwayenView Full
Ki mil gya tainu sadhran nal khilvad karke
Asin haase vi gva lye tainu pyar karke
Ni tu jatt nu rol ke mitti nal mitti karta
Kade sache dilon sochi tu vichaar karkeView Full
Rishte Vekh Ke Pyar Nibhaya Kar,
Har Kise Nu Na Apna Bnaya Kar..
Eh Dunia Hai Bas Matlab Di,
Har Kise De Piche Na Lag Jaya Kar..
Aina Mitha Na Ban,Dunia Nigal Jaugi,
Kade Bura Ban Ke Vi Dikhaya Kar..
Har Ik De Dukh Wich Ho K Dukhi,View Full