Example of a Girl's brain
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Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakti...
Husband : kyon ?
wife :Car ka steering, gear, break sab chori ho gaye ...
After 1hour......
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SHe calls back : "Aa rahi hu,View Full
About Me:
Age 2 Yrs..Nurse ko laat mari…
Age 3 Yrs..Papa ki whisky ki bottle khaali
Age 4 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum.
Age 5 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..
Age 6 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..View Full
Girl:" If you will try to kiss me
main shor macha dungi
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Boy:" Lekin yahan to door tak koi nahi hai..
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Girl:" I know par formality to karni hi padegi.. :O :-D ;-View Full
ik di diti satt hje tan thik ni hoyi si
ki tu ohnu hor khurach ke chali gyi ae
maar kha ke aaun waliyan khrocha theek ho jandiyan ne
muhon boliyan dil te vajjian ni theek hundiyan
na kisi nu ehsas karao matlab c assi kadhyaView Full
Art of living:
First of all, don't make friends
If made, don't get attached to them
If attached, don't love them
If loved, then please don't leave them!View Full