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Ek Sacha Dost Hospital Mein Kehta Hai

Ek Achha Dost Hospital Mein Phool De Ke Kehta Hai..
"Get Well Soon"
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Par Ek Sacha Dost Kehta Hai...
"Saale Nurse Kya Item Hai
Dhire- Dhire Theek Hona Roz Aaunga... :P :O
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Wife Ghar nahi aa sakti

Example of a Girl's brain
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Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakti...
Husband : kyon ?
wife :Car ka steering, gear, break sab chori ho gaye ...
After 1hour......
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SHe calls back : "Aa rahi hu,
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Ajj kal diyan kudian di dress

ਅੱਜ _ ਕੱਲ _ ਦੀਆ _ ਕੁੜੀਆ _ਦੀ_ DRESS .°↓°..
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ਇਥੋ LESS .°↓°.
ਓਥੌ _ LESS .°↓°.
ਕਦੀ _ SLEeVLESs .°↓°.
ਕਦੀ _ BACKLESS .°↓°.
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About Me koi believe hi nahi karta

About Me:
Age 2 Yrs..Nurse ko laat mari…
Age 3 Yrs..Papa ki whisky ki bottle khaali
Age 4 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum.
Age 5 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..
Age 6 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..
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Facebook te Like layi Rabb vikde dekhe

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ਧਰਮੀ ਅੱਜਕੱਲ ਬਹੁਤੇ ਹੋ ਗਏ,
ਲੋਕੀਂ ਨੈੱਟ ਤੇ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਲਿਖਦੇ ਦੇਖੇ ਮੈਂ,
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If you will try to kiss me shor macha dungi

Girl:" If you will try to kiss me
main shor macha dungi
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Boy:" Lekin yahan to door tak koi nahi hai..
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Girl:" I know par formality to karni hi padegi.. :O :-D ;-
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Muhon boliyan dil te vajjian ni theek hundiyan

ik di diti satt hje tan thik ni hoyi si
ki tu ohnu hor khurach ke chali gyi ae
maar kha ke aaun waliyan khrocha theek ho jandiyan ne
muhon boliyan dil te vajjian ni theek hundiyan
na kisi nu ehsas karao matlab c assi kadhya
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How does blood reach your brain

Scientific Question For You..
How Does Blood Reach UR Brain?
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The Empty Space.  :D :P
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Please don't leave Friends

Art of living:
First of all, don't make friends
If made, don't get attached to them
If attached, don't love them
If loved, then please don't leave them!
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Teacher asks students sound made by animals

Teacher asks students about sound made by animals
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Teacher : dog
Student : bark
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Teacher : cat
Student : meow
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Teacher : lion
Student : aaah aaaaaaah ......yeehh
yeehhh .......commme oonnnn
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