Which machine to impress girls

Boy to Gym instructor:
"Which machine shall I use?
I want to impress girls"
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Gym Instructor: "ATM"  lol :P
Well said Mr. Instructor (y)View Full

Hun facebook te mili tan dukh mnaundi si

ਸਾਇਕਲ ਉੱਤੇ ਆਉਂਦੇ ਨੂੰ
ਤੂੰ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਮੁੜ ਗਈ ਸੀ,
ਗਰੀਬ ਜਿਹਾ ਤੂੰ ਕਹਿ ਕੇ
ਯਾਰ ਨੂੰ ਛੱਡ ਕੇ ਤੁਰ ਗਈ ਸੀ।View Full

Honey my stomach is getting bigger

Wife: Honey my stomach is getting bigger
i think im pregnant!
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Husband: Ya,
and i know who’s the daddy !!!!
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Wife : Who ?
Husband : McDonalds !!! hahaha :PView Full

Teri Yaad Mere Naal Rahe

Teri Yaad Mere Naal Naal Rahe
Par Tu Metho Door Badi..

Main Vi Laachar Thoda Jeha
Tu Vi Ae Majboor Badi...View Full

Kid came with cigarette & Beer

Aaj Ke Bacche
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Postman knocked the Door.
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A Kid came with cigarette in mouth
& Beer in hand..
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Postman:- Papa hain.. ??
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Kid:- Abe Bhootni Ke,
Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta HaiView Full

Jaane kyu log hame aajmate hain

Jaane kyu log hame aajmate hain
Kuch pal sath rahne ke baad door chale jate hain
Sach hi kahte hai log ki sagar ke milne ke baad
Log barish ko bhool jate hain…View Full

I want Blackberry Or Apple

Finally I Told My Parents
That I want Blackberry Or Apple.
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My Mom Said
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"ਕੰਜਰਾ ਜਿਹੜੇ ਘਰੇ ਖਰਬੂਜੇ ਪਏ ਆ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਉਹ ਖਤਮ ਕਰ"__  :PView Full

Jab Boys Girls class mein hans rahe ho

Jab Class Mein Boys Hansi - Mazaak Kare
Tab Sir Ka Reaction..
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"Kya Hai..
Kyon Itni Zyaada Hansi Aa Rahi Hai.
Koi Joke Yaad Aa Gaya Kya.. ??
GET OUT Tumhari Attendance Nahi Lagegi"
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Girl dont know how to remove the pendrive

A girl gets 95 marks in computer
but dont know how to remove the pendrive safely
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But a boys get 44 marks in the same subject
but he knows how to hack a computer :o :P :DView Full

Wife found a paper in husband pocket

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
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