Jad Facebook Main Khola

ਜਦ "Facebook" ਮੈਂ ਖੋਲਾਂ
Tan ਦਿਲ Eho ਹੀ Chahve__ ਮੇਰੀ "Notification" ਦੇ Wich
ਪਹਿਲਾਂ Tera ਹੀ ਨਾਮ Aave__ ;)View Full

Why you sending blank messages

The Sweetest Reaction Of A Girl After A Fight..
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Boy : Why Are You Sending Me Blank Messages??
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Girl : Because I Am Not Talking To You.. !!View Full

Koi likhta hai dil ke jazbaat ko

koi likhta hai dil ke jazbaat ko,
to koi likhta hai apne haalat ko.
kisi ke paas likhne ke liye kuch samay nahi,
aur koi likhta hai din va raat ko.
koi to likhta hai bas idhar udhar ki,
to koi likhta hai apni anubhavi baat ko.View Full

To escape heat Enter Password

To escape heat, Enter Password:
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*****
****E
***HE
**THE
*ATHE
BATHE
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Code accepted,
Welcome to the B A T H R O O M! :D
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Father to son How was the paper

Father to his son: How was the paper..???
Son:" bas pehla sawal chhut gaya.. Father: acha, aur baki ??
Son:  3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th ques. karna bhool gaya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aaya and..View Full

Teacher Duniya mein kitne desh hain

Teacher : Ye batao ki Duniya
mein kitne desh hain ???
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Pappu : Kar di na paaglon wali baat
Duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA
Baki sab to videsh hai haha :D
Like to banta hai Pappu ke liye !!!View Full

Darling Are You Free tonight

English na aane ka nuksaan.. :O
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Boyfriend apni Girlfrnd se: "Darling Are U Free tonight..???
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GF:" Haramkhor! Free ke bacche
Aaj se pehle kabhi paise liye hai tujhse... ??? :D :PView Full

tu hi ye mujhko bata de

Tu hi ye mujhko bta de
Facebook chalau main ya naa.
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Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa.
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Apna tu phone number bta de,
Call lagau main yaa naaaaaaaa. .
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Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,View Full

Ajj kal Wife apne husband nu ki kehndi

Koi time hunda c
jadon wife apne husband nu kehndi hundi c
mainu churhia leya de
mainu punjabi suit leya de....
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Par ajj kal wife pata ki kehndi aa
apne husband nu.....
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Smile is the lighting system of face

A smile is the lighting system of the face
The cooling system of the brain
And the heating system of the heart!
So always keep Smiling!View Full