Es duniya ch koi apna nahi hunda

Es sangdil duniya de vich
Koi apna nahi hunda

Dikhe jis vich soorat oh
Har kachh da tukda sheesha nhi hunda

Kade jo bujh lainda si mere dil dian Dhadkana nu
Hun Moonh ton bolan ton baad vi oh Rajaamand nhi hundaView Full

Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ka dress

Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ka dress
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Yahan se less

vahan se less

kabhi sleeveless

to kabhi backless
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Aur koi ladka ghoor ke dekhe
to kehti hain..View Full

Jail mein RAMAYAN play kiya

Todays Status
Pappu havaldar:
sir raat ko jail ke kaidiyo ne milkar RAMAYAN play kiya tha.

Jailer : ye to bahut achhi baat hai.

Pappu: baat to achhi hai sir lekin wo kaidi jo hanuman bana tha
wo sanjeevni lekar wapas hi nahi lauta. hahaView Full

Aaho Activa band ho gyi si

ਮੈਂ ਉਹਨੂੰ ਪੁੱਛਿਆ: ਮੈ ਕਿਹਾ ਜੀ ਕੱਲ ਫੋਨ ਨੀ ਕਰਿਆ
ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਖੰਗ ਹੋਗੀ ਸੀ,,
ਮੈ ਕਿਹਾ ਜੀ ਮੇਰੀ ਮੁੰਦਰੀ ਲਾਹਤੀ ,View Full

Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai

Bacha maa se:"Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai..??
Mom ne gusse se dekha to wo samjha ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai..
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2nd day bacha school se aate hue ek ladki ke upar gir gaya..
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Student Life sari zindagi aaraam karna

Class 10:
"beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le phir sari zindagi aaraam karna." Class 11:
"beta, do saal theek se padhai karle phir aaram se rehna." Graduation:View Full

Kya tum facebook use karti ho

Boy :-  kya tum facebook
use karti ho..???
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Girl: nahi, mai bachpan se hi
gori hu.....View Full

Ram aur Raavan bada serious yudh

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peeche kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: Chal yar bye.
Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .
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Mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai hai

Kid:- Aunty, mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai hai.
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Aunty:-  (haste hue) achha aur kuch kaha teri mummy ne ??
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Kid: Haan!
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kaha agar wo kutiya na de to
samne wali kamini se le aana...View Full

Aaj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai

Aaj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai.
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Pucho kaise?
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Bhikhari Ko Pucha :- 1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega? Bhikhari bola :- Khushi Se Mar Jaunga.
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Maine NAHI DIYA…;-) :DView Full