Bimar Engineering Student

Bimar Engineering Student
Theek Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
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Maa = Jaa kar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Theek Hoga.. :-\
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Beta = Arey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Teacher - Translate She is Kidding

Teacher: She is kidding.
Translate In Hindi.
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Punjabi Student....
Wo Bachey De Rahi Hai....:-P.....:-PView Full

Kaun si cast ke log Achhe Nagrik

Santa- Kaun Si Cast K Log Desh Ke
Achhe “Nagrik” Hote Hain?
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Banta- Baniye……
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Santa- Wo Kaise?
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Banta- Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai
Desh Ke Acche Nagrik “Baniye" :D :PView Full

CONGRESS ZINDABAD

A poor man catches a fish,

but his wife cant cook due to mehangai.

No Gas,

No Oil,

No Spices,

No Pyaaz

Man put the fish back in water.
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Kyun ro raha hai kya chahiye

Generation Effect...
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Ek bachha ro raha tha,
to uski mummy boli= kyun ro raha hai mera lal,
kya chahiye.. ??
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Toffy.. ??
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Biscuit.. ??
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Cake.. ??
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Mein 1st Division mein paas hua to

Bacha :- DAD aapko pata chale ki
Mein 1st Division mein paas hua
to aap ko kaisa Lagega..???
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DAD :- Main to khushi se Pagal ho Jaunga..
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Bacha :- Basss, isi Darr se Mein Fail ho gya...View Full

Students tell your names and hobbies

New Teacher: Students tell your names and hobbies.. ??
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Boys: I’m Amit , My hobby is watching Bubble.
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I’m Vicky: My hobby is watching Bubble
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I’m Manish: My hobby is also watching Bubble.
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Teacher to Student - train banao

Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mein train banao,
mein 5 mint mein aa rahi hoon.
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10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhao
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Students:" Aap late ho gayi,
Train 5 mint pehle hi chali gayi.. ha ha ha :DView Full

Boy asks his high class Girlfriend

Cute Story:

A middle class boy asks his high class Girlfriend:  If i go very poor,
will you Accept me..???
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Girl hugs him and says I am always with you..
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Boy: If a very rich boy Proposes you ??
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Jab LADKI Facebook pe tumse baat na kare

Jab “LADKI” Facebook pe tumse baat na kare
to usse kaise baat karoge”
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Zara socho yaar.. ??
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Are yaar bahut simple hai
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Uske WALL pe likh do..View Full