Main FAN Maan de geetan da

Fan ਮੈਂ "Khant" ਵਾਲੇ ਦਾ,
ਜੋ "Hikk" ਤਾਣ ਕੇ ਖੜਦਾ.....
ਜੋ "Sach" ਦਾ ਪਹਿਰੇਦਾਰ,
ਤੇ "Jhooth" ਦੇ ਮੂਹਰੇ ਅੜਦਾ.....View Full

Science Teacher - Zinda rehne ke liye kya

SCIENCE Teacher to her nalayak student...
Zinda rehne ke liye kya zaroori hai???
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Nalayak student : socha
socha..
aur phir cheekh kar bola...
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"Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam...View Full

I will PASS if Topic is You

I AM BAD in ENGLISH
BUT
I can tell you
that I LOVE YOU. I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY BUT
I can tell you
that you LIVE in my HEART… I am BAD in HISTORY
BUT I can REMEMBER
When i FIRST saw you. I am BAD in CHEMISTRYView Full

Sweetie please Send me 15k

Girlfriend:" Hey
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Boyfriend:" Who's Hey.. ??, don't ever call me back.
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Girlfriend:" Sorry! My Love, how are you doing.. ??
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Boyfriend:" I'm Fine! And You.. ??
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Beta sab tumhare naam karti hoon

Dadi marte hue boli :
"Beta mein apna farm, 6 tractor, 50 janwar
& 22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hoon"
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Ladka = Dadi ye sab hai kaha.. ??
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Facebook te hoyiye jad online ni

FACEBOOK te hoyiye jad online ni....
khi bichde yaar te class diya kudiya active rehn ni...
chat te ta gall baat hondi rehndi ni.....
naalle yaaran di yaad stondi rehndi ae.....
us kabutri di v yaad aaai jedi saade chabare to udd gyi....View Full

Exam mein fail hone ki wajah

EXAM me fail hone ki wajah kya hai ?
1 saal ke 365 din hote hein.
Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
365-122=243
Diwali ; holi etc...aur summer vacation gino 61 din
243-61=182 din
Usme 52 sunday.
182-52=130 din.View Full

World's Best Feeling When We See Paper

World's Best Feeling...
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It Comes When We See
A Very Wonderful Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And Say: 
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar... :P :O :D ;)View Full

Facebook te Add & Chat Karn naal

ਇੱਕ Message ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਲਈ
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Facebook ਤੇ Add ਕਰਨ ਨਾਲ ,
ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਨਾਲ Chat ਕਰਨ ਨਾਲ
ਸਵਾਇਨ ਫਲੂ ਨਹੀ ਫੈਲਦਾ :D :PView Full

Dosto ko chhod de Ferrari Milegi

Bhagwan ne mujhse bola ki tu apna ek pyara dost
chhod de mai tujhe Cell dunga,
2 ko chhod de to "fast track"ki ghadi dunga,
5 ko chhod de 5 lakh dunga,
aur sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "FERRARI" dunga.
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