Child prayer please give me a cycle

Cute dada giri
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child prayed god "plz give me a cycle"
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But he didn't got any cycle...
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next day he stole a ganesh statue
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wrote letter to lord shiva
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"agar bacha chahiye toView Full

Miss Main apko kaisa lagta hun

3rd class ka baccha apni Teacher se kehta hai
Main aapko kaisa lagta hun... ?
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Miss :- so sweet..
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Baccha :- To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju.. ??
Miss: wo kyon.. ??
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Tell name of any Microsoft Product

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
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Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!View Full

Kade tan Rabb sadi v sunega

sache dil wala sada apna koi,
duniya di bheed wicho sanu chunega,
ishqe di kamayi naal karange asi sacha,
je supna suneheri koi sade layi bunega,
hoya ki j waddeya naal laake hoye wadde tusi,
kade na kade ta Rabb sadi v sunega..View Full

Boy and girl chatting on facebook

Boy n girl chatting on facebook...
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Girl- din bhar facebook
pe online rehta hai,,
chutiya hai kya ?
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Boy- tu hogi chutiya...
tera pura khandan chutiyaa..
aur fb tere baap ka hai kya..????
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Apni Girlfriend ki shadi mein

Apni girlfriend ki shadi mein ja ke ehsaas hua..
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Ki...
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khana accha ho to Mohababt bhi feeki
lagti hai..View Full

Santa library mein 3 Ghante tak

Santa library mein 3 Ghante tak
1 Book padhne ke baad bola
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SO BORING itne sare characters
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But no story.
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Librarian = Sir Ji,
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Wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.View Full

Mangvi Activa le ke hava

ਮੰਗਵੀ ਲੈ ਕੇ "Activa"
ਫਿਰੇ ਹਵਾ ਖਿਲਾਰਦੀ
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Oh ਮੈਂ Ik Din ਫੜ ਲਈView Full

Misunderstanding Aunty bomb hai

Height of MISUNDERSTANDING..
Someone placed a bomb near a lady..
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Everyone started yelling:
"Aunty bomb hai"
"Aunty bomb hai"
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She smiled & said:"View Full

Kudian shopping karan jandian

" ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਸ਼ੋਪਿੰਗ ਕਰਣ ਜਾਣਗੀਆਂ "
ਪਰ ਖਰੀਦਣਾ ਕੁੱਝ ਵੀ ਨਹੀ ਹੁੰਦਾ
ਬਸ ਆਹ ਵੇਖ ਲਿਆ,  ਓਹ ਵੇਖ ਲਿਆView Full