Call recieve kyo nahi kiya

Ek dam jaanleva... :P
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Ladka :"Call recieve kyo nahi kiya ???
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Ladki :"Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo mainView Full

Mujhe Facebook pe ID bana do

Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti,,,,
Mujhe facebook pe ID bana do,,
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Maine kaha: Tujhe ID Chalani Aati bhi hai kya.??
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Woh kehti : Chala aap lena.....
main picche baith jaungi :D o_O :PView Full

A teacher broke traffic signal

A teacher broke traffic signal,,
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Police officer arrest her,,
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Teacher please let me go "I am a teacher"
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Police officer "oh ho i have waitedView Full

Mom to Kid - Lets practice maths

Mom to her 7 year old kid
Lets practice maths ok ?
Lets start with addition.
Example:-
If a Girl gave u 2 candy
and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer..??
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Kid - Love U Jaanu. ;-)View Full

Paani da formula dasso

Science ਦੀ ਮੈਡਮ :- ਪਾਣੀ ਦਾ Formula ਦੱਸੋ ??
ਪੇਂਡੂ ਮੁੰਡਾ :- ਮੈਡਮ ਜੀ
H2MgCl.Nacl HNO3. HCLO
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ਮੈਡਮ :- ਆਹ ਕੀ ਆ?
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Karta Ajj Facebook te vi Block

ਰੱਖਦੀ ਸੀ ਕਰਕੇ ਜਿਹੜੀ
"Dil" ਵਿਚ "Lock" ਜੱਟ ਨੂੰ__
ਕਰਤਾ ਅੱਜ ਉਸ ਨੇ
"Facebook" ਤੇ ਵੀ "Block" ਜੱਟ ਨੂੰ__View Full

Marne Ke 3 Tarike

Marne Ke 3 Tarike..!!
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1) Roz cigret piyo 30 Saal Me Maroge,,
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2) Roz Drink karo 15 Saal Me Maroge,,
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3) Kisi Se Saccha Pyar Karo Jite Ji Mar jaoge,,,View Full

Dovan ch bas ikko gall common

ikko class ch padhe aan, dova nu arts e bhaundi ae,
yaar bus te aaunde ne te tu car ch aaundi ae,
sade kappde aam jehe te tu TOMMY paundi ae,
thode dhondiya machina ne. sadi thaapi dhondi ae,
eh social status di gall e sare pawade paundi ae,View Full

Kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi

Ek kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi
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Light gyi to candle jala di.
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Aur bola
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Doctor lene jaa rha hu
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 Agar lage ki tum nhi bachogi
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To candle bujha dena :DView Full