Ladki 18th floor se gir gai

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir gai
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13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya
aur poocha mujh se pyar karogi
Ladki: No.
Ladke ne usay chor diya
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9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya
poocha mujhe kiss karogi
ladki: NoView Full

Muzrim ki Aakhri Khwaish

Muzrim Ko Fansi Ki Saza Sunane Ke Baad Judge Ne Us Se Puchha
Judge: “Koi Aakhri Khwaish ??
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Muzrim: “Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi, Blackbery Bold,View Full

Main 2 peg laa ke motor te Lyrics

ਨੀਂ ਮੈਂ 2 ਪੈੱਗ ਲਾ ਕੇ ਸੌਂ ਜਾਵਾਂ ਨਿੱਤ ਮੋਟਰ ਤੇ,
ਨੀਂ ਤੂੰ Disc 'ਚ ਅੱਲੜੇ ਲੈਂਦੀ ਫਿਰੇਂ ਨਜ਼ਾਰੇView Full

Postman to santa packet deliver karne

Postman :- Oye Santa ! Pata hai mujhe yeh
packet deliver karne ke liye 5 meel chalna pada.
Santa :- itna chalne ki kya zarurat thi?
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Aap courier kar dete........ :D xDView Full

Facebook utte RIshtedari mardi

ਟੁੱਟਗੀ ਸਪੀਕਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਲੀਡ ਮਾਰਦੀ
ਅਸ਼ਿਕ਼ਾ ਨੂੰ Net ਦੀ ਸਪੀਡ ਮਾਰਦੀ
Yaara ਨੂੰ ਤਾ ਬੁਰਾ ਜੇਹਾ ਕੁਮੇਟ ਮਾਰਦਾView Full

50% ladkiya bewkoof hoti hain

Ek newspaper me chhapa ki...
"50% ladkiya bewkoof hoti hain"
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Is baat par ladkiyo ne khoob halla machaya..
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Fir next day jab ye chapa ke "50%
ladkiya bewkoof nahi hoti"
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Sache dilon yaari nibhaun wale

Sacche dilon yaari nibhaun wale yaad aaunge..
Tenu apne ton vadh chahan wale yaad aaunge..
Asin tan hass ke turr jana iss jagg ton...
Fer sade jahe hass ke bulaun vale yaad aaunge.View Full

Class Room Is Like A Train

Class Room is Like A Train
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1st Two Benches R Reserved For VIP
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Next Two Benches R General Coach
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Then Last Two Benches R Very Demanded.
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No one teaches how to choose wife

No one teaches a volcano how to errupt
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No one teaches a Tsunami how to arise
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No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around
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And ....
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No one teaches a man how to choose wife
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cozView Full

Pappu Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai

Double Meaning
Teacher Asked Pappu: Agar ped par 5 birds bethe ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do  to kitne bach gaye.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayenge...
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachenge,View Full