Beta : 500 Rs Do na.
Papa : Kya Karega ?
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Beta : Mere Sare Friends Ka Account Hai,
Main Bhi Khulvaunga.
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Papa : Very Good. Kaha Pe ?
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Beta : Ciggrate Ki Dukan Par..... :D :PView Full
A Good Teacher Is
Who Tells To Study Hard...
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But...
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A Best Teacher Is
Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall
N Shouts..
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Aashaq Main Tera Ni Tu Bol Hass Ke___
Jaawin Saadi Gal Da Jawab Dass Ke____
Goriyan Gallan Nu Jehdi Fire Chumdi___
Sadd ke Ni Jayiye Mathe Wali Latt Ton_____
Thodi Wala Til Saada Dil Le Geya____
Masaan Hi Bache C Teri Billi Akh Ton____View Full
A Relationship is Not Holding Hands
While You Understand Each Other,
It’s About Having Lots Of Misunderstandings
and
Still Not Leaving Each Other’s Hands… :(View Full
Teacher- iss line ko english mein bolo
'Usne apna kaam kiya aur karta hi gya'.
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Student - He done his work
and done-dana-done done-dana-done :DView Full
Bachelors think that
married men are lucky. .
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Married men think that
Bachelors are lucky. .
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The point is that
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Bachelors think at night...View Full
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.
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Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend..
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He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..
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