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Mainu Facebook jape sathh vargi

ਮੈਨੂੰ Facebook ਜਾਪੇ, ਪੇਂਡੂ ਸੱਥ ਵਰਗੀ ।।
ਮਾਰੀ ਮਿਤਰਾਂ ‘ਨਾਲ ਖੁੰਢਾਂ ਉੱਤੇ ਗੱਪ ਵਰਗੀ ।।
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TRY DOING THE DIFFICULT

1. Saying is easy, Doing is difficult,
2. Education is easy, Knowledge is difficult,
3. Thinking is easy, Action is difficult,
4. Mis-understanding is easy, Understanding is difficult,
5. Destroying is easy, Building is difficult,
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Oye tu American hai

Santa to a chinese- oye tu american hai?
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chinese- no, i am chinese.
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Santa- nahi tu american hi hai.
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chinese- no, i am chinese.
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Santa- nahi tu american hai, american hai tu american hi hai.
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Teacher Chaddi Utaar Ke Maarunga

Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha School Mein
Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah Se Maar Padti Rehti Thi.
Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah Se
Teacher Usse Daant Raha Tha.
Teacher:  Sach-Sach Bata Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya,
Nahi To Chaddi Utaar Ke Maarunga.
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Driver Aur Conductor Main Fark

Teacher : Bus ke Driver Aur Conductor Main kya
Fark Hai ??
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Student : Conductor Soya To kisi ka Ticket Nahi
kaTeGa..!
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Ladkiyon ke darr ajeeb hote hain

Ladkiyon ke darr bhi ajeeb hote hain
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Bheed mein ho to Logo ka darr :)
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Akele mein ho to sunsaan raaho ka darr... :P
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Garmi mein ho to paseene se bheegne ka
darr (-_-)
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Teacher Correct the sentence

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
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Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
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Student : Ladies first....
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Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache
road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke 1
bache ne kaha, hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..?
Socho,
read again,
thoda dimag lagao..!
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Mark Zuckerberg nu Facebook da kyon

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ਬਰਬਾਦ ਕਰਨ ਲਈ ਹੋਰ ਵੀ ਬਹੁਤ ਤਰੀਕੇ ਸਨ,
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ਨਾ ਜਾਣੇ Mark Zuckerberg ਨੂੰ
Facebook ਦਾ ਹੀ ਖਿਆਲ ਕਿਉਂ ਆਇਆ
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Wife Look at that Drunker

Wife:  Look at that Drunker!
Hubby:  Who is he ?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected..
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Hubby: Oh My God,
He is still Celebrating..:p :D
Wow... ;)) :D
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