Kaho unki Jaan-e man ka phone hai

Larki ne boy frnd ko phone kia to us k bhanje ne phone uthaya. Larki: Apne uncle ko phone do. Bacha: Aap ka name? Larki: Apne uncle se kaho un ki Jaan-e man ka phone hai. jawab main bache ne jo kaha usay sun kar larki behosh ho gai. us ne masomiat se kaha:View Full

Life is not a rehearsal

Life is not a rehearsal
Each day is a new show.
No repeat no rewind no retake
So give your best shot in all your acts.
As the show goes on and on and onView Full

Teacher ek story sunao with moral

Teacher: Ek Story Sunao with moral.
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Pappu: Maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
Phir Usne Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.....
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Moral: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni....View Full

America de president ne diwali manayi

Do amli bethe san
ik amli newspaper pad da pad da boleya
america de president barack obama ne white house vich bahut dhoom dhaam naal diwali manayi
eh gal sunde duja amli boleyaView Full

Activa nal chetak laa ke purpose marida

Yaara nu chaska donali da
Ik jhaka kudi kuwari da
Landi jeep te safari da
Lokin ta friendship dekh lende
Saade kolo pucho
Kida activa nal chetak laa ke
purpose marida :) :DView Full

Kyon loko dheeyan nu mannde mada

Je jag te aundi na dhee loko. Na jag te hunda kakh v loko.
Dheeyan hi jag rachaya loko eh sare da sara.
Fir kehdi gall ton loko dheeyan nu mande mada.

Dhee di kukhon jamme bhagat sharabhe warge veer.
Dhee di hi kukhon jamme nanak warge fakar fakir.View Full

Teacher aise animals ke naam batao

Teacher: "Aise koi 5 animals ke naam batao jo pani mein rehte hain.."

Student:
Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister...View Full

Tu April wich AC la lendi e

ਤੂੰ ਜੰਮ ਦੀ ਮਿੱਕੀ- ਮਾਊਸ ਚ ਪੈ ਗਈ ਸੀ,
ਅਸੀਂ ਰੇਤੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਖੇਡੇ ਹਾਂ ਪਿੰਡ ਨਾਨੀ ਦੇ,
ਤੂੰ ਅਪਰੈਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਹੀ AC ਲਾ ਲੈਂਦੀ ਏ,View Full

Last night I saw you walking

Last night, I saw you walking on the road.
You simply looked amazing,
your face was so innocent  and you simply looked pretty cool.
I couldn't resist myself the urge to sing,
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"Who let the dog out?"View Full

Pyar Sachcha Hai Aazma Kar Dekho

Ehsas Ke Daman Me Aansu Gira Kar Dekho, Pyar Kitna Sachcha Hai Aazma Kar Dekho, Aapko Bhool Kar Kya Hogi Dil Ki Haalat, Kisi Aaine Pe Patthar Gira Kar Dekho…...View Full