Main Tere Chaawal Chadawanga

Santa nehar ch dig gya,te rabb nu keha, "rabba menu bacha lai,main tere chaawal chadawanga"
rabb ne usnu baahar kadh ditta.
baahar nikal k Santa kehnda "kehde chaawal"...View Full

Khaali katori me roti dubo kar

Santa: hotel me khaali katori me roti dubo kar kha rha tha.
Waiter: ye kaise khaa rahe ho?
Santa: SHUT UP main Maths teacher hun.
DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui hai. :PView Full

Tujhe swiming aati hai

Bush- Tujhe swiming aati hai?
Lalu- No
Bush- Tere se to Kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai
Lalu- Tuje aati hai?
Bush- Ya
Lalu- Fir tere or Kute me kya fark haiView Full

Life is a great travel trip

Life is a great travel trip,
Problem is that it doesnt come wid a map.
We hav to search our own way to reach d destinations..View Full

Romeo ne Juliet se bola tha

Romeo ne Juliet se bola tha 1 SUCH.
WAH WAH WAH
Romeo ne Juliet se bola tha 1 SUCH.
Asli masale SACH SACH -
M.D.H.
M.D.H....View Full

I don't have problem with idiots

I don’t have a problem with idiots…
I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connectionView Full

If I share something clever on facebook

If I share something clever and witty on facebook,
don’t try and out clever me with your comment.
I don’t come over and blow out your candles on your cake...View Full

Life is about Love happiness Experiences

Life is about love, which starts with unconditional self-acceptance
Life is about happiness, which is mental and emotional freedom.
Life is about experiences, which means making decisions and living with them for good or for bad.View Full

The secret of a happy Life

The secret of a happy life is giving God the first part of your day,
the first priority to every decision and the first place in your heart.View Full

Poori ho har Aarzu mere Dost ki

Khuda Mujhe uska Fakeer Bana de,
Sab se Achhi uski takdeer Bana de,
Poori ho har Aarzu mere dost ki,
Uske Hathon me Aisi koi Lakeer Bana de...View Full