Delivery ke Time..
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Wife: God, Ladka hi Ho.
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Husband: God, Ladki.
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God: Shut up! Confuse mat karo,
warna aisa confuse item nikalunga
tum log rowoge aur wo taali bajayega.

Kid:- Aunty, mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai hai.
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Aunty:-  (haste hue) achha aur kuch kaha teri mummy ne ??
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Kid: Haan!
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kaha agar wo kutiya na de to
samne wali kamini se le aana...

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peeche kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: Chal yar bye.
Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .

Ravan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry o.k.
Ram: Dost nahi hai...Bata to sahi hua kya???

Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam,
no tension+no fikar, maje-maje.

Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez,
tujhe­ ­ meri kasam, kya hua?
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Ravaan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe tune
Rajnikanth ko bula liya...... :D haha

Bacha maa se:"Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai..??
Mom ne gusse se dekha to wo samjha ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai..
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2nd day bacha school se aate hue ek ladki ke upar gir gaya..
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Ladki ki maa Chilla kar boli: "Ye kya badtameezi hai.. ?
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Bacha bola:"Gira teri beti ke uppar hu
Aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai.... :D lolz

Todays Status
Pappu havaldar:
sir raat ko jail ke kaidiyo ne milkar RAMAYAN play kiya tha.

Jailer : ye to bahut achhi baat hai.

Pappu: baat to achhi hai sir lekin wo kaidi jo hanuman bana tha
wo sanjeevni lekar wapas hi nahi lauta. haha