Boy 1:  tune us ladki ke liye ‎#Cigarette chod di..??
Boy 2:  haan
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Boy 1:  ‎#daru bhi chhor di..??
Boy 2:  haan!
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Boy 1: Jua bhi chhor diya..???
Boy 2: haan!!
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Boy 1: abhey to ‎#shaadi kyu nahi ki us-se ????
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Boy 2: yaar itna sudhar gya tha ki
us-se achhi mil gyi aur usey chod diya... :P

Super Chat >>>
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hlo
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Boy: Aapka Naam Kya Hai ?
Girl: palak... what's urs?
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Boy: Paneer ;)

BLOCKED :P
Boy ROCK'Z GIRL shockzzz

Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha
Wife : 2 Cigarette kyon  Pee Rahe Ho ?
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Engineer : Dost ki Yaad Aa Rahi Hai,
1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki...
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Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha
Biwi : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?
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Engineer : Nahi BewaKoof, Maine Cigarette Peena chor diYa Hai :P :D

Malinga's mom :: Beta haircut kara lena !!!
#Malinga :: Kyu maa?
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Malinga's Mom :: purane peetal ke bartan dhone hain
scrubber chahiye :D :v

A GIRLFRIEND msgd her boyfriend (PAPPU) at 7am :
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If u r sleeping send me UR #Dreams,
If u r crying send me UR #Tears,
If u r laughing send me UR #Smiles"
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Pappu - "Potty kar rha hu bheju kya"
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No reply from girl.. xD
Darr gayi bechari.......hahaha :P