chota baby= Mummy kal mai jab susu karne utha
to bathroom ka darwaja kholte hi
light apne aap on ho gyi...
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Mummy= Kamine kutte,  tu fir
Fridge mein susu kar aaya hai :D :P

Ek Teacher ne kaha ki 'AGAR MAIN BILL GATES HOTA' par essay likho.
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Sare students likhne lag gaye.
Teacher ne dekha ki sab likh rahe hain but
apna Pappu sirf smile kar raha tha, yahan vahan dekh raha tha lekin likh nahin raha tha.
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Teacher: Pappu, tum kyu nai likh rahey?
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Pappu: Madam ji,
main apni secretary ka intzaar kar raha hun.
This is #Attitude... B| (y)

Santa ki Wife ka Rang Kala tha...
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Ek Din Santa ki biwi ne Red Saree
Pehan Ke Pucha: Mein Kaisi
Dikh Rahi Hu?
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Santa: Jaise Kajal Ki Factory main
aag lag gai ho. :D

A boy to Police inspector:-
Sir mera dost kuch din se laapta hai
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Inspector : aakhri baar
kab aur kahan dekha tha ???
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Boy : #WhatsApp pe 3 din
pehle ka last seen hai..

1 aalsi dost dusre dost ko raat 2 baje phone karta hai.
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1st- hello, bhai jaldi aa kuch kaam hai
2nd- kya kaam hai yaar mujhe nind aa rhi hai ,
main nahi aa raha
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1st- yar plz aja kuch jaruri kaam hai
2nd- muje nind aa rhi he, K
bye. Gudnyt Phone Cut.
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Kuch der baad 2nd dost ko lagta hai. jaruri
kaam hoga, wo rat 2 bje us dost ke ghar jata hai
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2nd- haan bol kya kaam hai?
1st- bhai, wo light or T.V. band karde :D :P