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Class main master ji sharab liye

Arz kiya hai.
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Class main master ji sharab liye baithe hain...
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gaur farmiega
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class main master ji sharab liye baithe hain..
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aur bache itne kamine hain
saale glass liye baithe hain... :D :P

Dost roothe to rabb roothe

दोस्त रूठे तो रब रूठे, फिर रूठे तो जग छूटे
अगर फिर रूठे तो दिल टूटे, और अगर फिर रूठे?
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तो निकाल डंडा
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मार साले को जब तक डंडा न टूटे!

What an Idea sir jee

My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night..
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So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver..
What an Idea sir jee... :P :O :D ;) :D

Agar tumhe koi patthar mare to

"ANMOL BACHAN"
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Agar tumhe koi patthar mare to tum use phool maro, !! !!
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but ?
dhyan rahe
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Phool Gamla Sahit Hona Chahiye.....

Pappu ne Question Paper banaya

Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..
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Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Ques.. the:
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1.China kis Desh me hai ??
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2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
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3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai.. ??
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4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai.. ??
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5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai.. ??
Hahaha.. :D