Facebook is like a refrigerator.
One opens it every few minutes
just to see if there's anything new and usually there's not !

Normal Heart ECG,

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ECG when Exams R going on,

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& when Results are announced,

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Teacher : What will u do after growing up ?
Student : Facebooking

Teacher : No! I mean what will u Become ?
Student : Admin of facebook pages

Teacher : O My G0d! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up ?
Student : Facebook Admin Rights

Teacher : Idiot! I Mean what will u do 4 ur Parents ?
Student : I create a page for them on facebooK. "I Luv Mom n Dad.

Teacher : Stupid! What do ur parents want from U? :@
Student : My facebook password.

Teacher : Oh God! What is the purpose of ur Life ?
Student : Facebook but never face a book.

Definition Of Boyfriend/Girlfriend...
"Someone who stands by you
through All the troubles
Which You would not Have Faced
If You Had Stayed SINGLE.. !

Why we sometimes write "etc." at the end in examz
Bcoz it means
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e-End of..
t-Thinking..
c-Capacity.
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But teachers dnt understand our feelings.