No one teaches a volcano how to errupt
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No one teaches a Tsunami how to arise
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No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around
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And ....
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No one teaches a man how to choose wife
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coz
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Natural Disasters just happens ... :P :O

Class Room is Like A Train
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1st Two Benches R Reserved For VIP
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Next Two Benches R General Coach
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Then Last Two Benches R Very Demanded.
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Bcoz Its "SLEEPER COACH"..:P :O :D

Bachelors think that
married men are lucky. .
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Married men think that
Bachelors are lucky. .
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The point is that
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Bachelors think at night...
& Married think at day time... :P

India's Top 13 Unbelievable places:
1.Gandhi Hair Saloon.
2.Mallika Textiles.
3.Kalmadi Constructions.
4.Jayalalita Fitness Club.
5.Dharmendra Dance Academy.
6.Mayawati Beauty Parlour.
7.Yamraj Travels.
8.Surdas Opticals.
9.Inzamam English Classes.
10.Manmohan Public Speaking School.
11.Salman Marriage Bureau.
12.Rakhi Satsang Kendra.
13.Yo Yo Punjabi Sabhyacharak Group

WARNING message for your good health:
Please don't eat
Chips
Pizzas
Burgers
Ice Creams
And Chocolates
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Without me! ;) :D