A graduate with a science degree asks,
"Why does it work?"
A graduate with an engineering degree asks,
"How does it work?"
A graduate with an accounting degree asks,
"How much will it cost?"
A graduate with an arts degree asks,
"Do you want fries with that?"
Wife: How much do you Love me...???
Husband: 78.125%
Wife: Why not 100%...??
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:
:
:
Husband: 28 % GST on luxurious items...!! 
A Girl #Chatting with a boy:
Girl: I #Love you
Boy: I Love you too <3
Girl: Too late
Boy: You texted me at 10:55, I replied back at 10:57 :/
Girl: What the hell were you doing at 10:56???
Did you know.?
History of Women's Day !
Initially Women's Day was planned on 6th March...
Women took 2 days to get ready.
That's how it got postponed to 8th March!!! :D :P
Men's day was also planned
but as usual they forgot the Date :D :P
