If a boy gives a love letter to a girl,
people call him ''Loafer''.
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But if a gal gives a letter to a boy,
they call it ''Offer''
Feel the difference !

Double Heart Attack message by a girlfriend to a boyfriend:
1st Msg: Lets break up now,
its all over..
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2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!
That was not for you....

Qualities of #MBBS
(Member of back Bencher's Society)
1. U shud come late nd last in class.
2. never disturb the respected sir
3. ur eyes shud never b fully open
4. never bring pen, borow paper nd pen 4m grls.
5. never make notes,y 4 r those front benchers...lol
6. U shd always try to show ur creativity on tables...
7. prepare all the pending assignment.

Dear GOD...
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If you can't give me
a Best Partner..
Please..
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Make all my friends.. SINGLE!!" :v :P

A girl gets 95 marks in computer
but dont know how to remove the pendrive safely
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But a boys get 44 marks in the same subject
but he knows how to hack a computer :o :P :D