True line by a big #Smoker:-
i trust on #Cigarette
more than a girl..
b'coz it damage my #Lungs
not my #Heart

Behind every
successful engineer...
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There is a girl friend
who dumped him in the
second semester... :P

1. Take ur girlfriend to the washroom..
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2. Make her wash her face..
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3. Make sure all the make-up is gone...
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Marry her.. If you still find her Beautiful... :P :D

When I call my parents and they don't answer
it's no big deal.
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But when they call me and I
don't answer its like World War 3 :P :D

Diwali is pretty much the only time....
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When your parents don't look at you
suspiciously
When a box of matches falls from your pocket... :P